You know when you spend too much time on nsc when...

[Yorkie]

you drive behind a car with the number plate dtg on it and automatically think of Dave.

 

[Beach Hut]

Bad news

 

[Benny Seagull]

or when you see or hear about rachel stevens and immediately think about artois!

 

[eiregull]

or you cant shop in safeway any more

 

[Benny Seagull]

or have a yorkie bar without thinking of such quality threads!

 

[Benny Seagull]

WHAT ARE WE ALL GOING TO DO WHEN CHRISTMAS DINNER IS SERVED!!

 

[Bwian]

Have your laptop on the spare chair next to you...

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

should go to bed because it's 00:15 on Sunday night and you've got an early start in the morning but there are still people posting and you don't want to miss the fun

 

[Robot Chicken]

or see the Linux penguin and think of me. Eh, MYOB?

 

[Juan Albion]

WHAT ARE WE ALL GOING TO DO WHEN CHRISTMAS DINNER IS SERVED!!

We've got that covered. Us exiles can keep the place warm while you lot gobble your turkey. Then you can take over for us.

Fair enough?

 

[Cian]

or see the Linux penguin and think of me. Eh, MYOB?

Nah, I see Tux and think of how glad I am not to use Linux. Then I might remember you...

 

[Tooting Gull]

You walk past Tooting's most exclusive ladies' hairdressing emporium every day and have a little chuckle. It's called Lush.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

... you're watching the Only Fools and Horses Christmas special and thinking about pink cushions and Sussex winning the County Championship.

 

[Rambo]

You have not done any work for about 3 weeks.
(Well I havent)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

... you wonder why Lord B's on all the Christmas cards in Clintons wearing a rosy glow and carrying a big sack

 

[Rambo]

You cant walk past a Beach Hut without smiling.

 

[Simster]

When you see a rag and bone man complete with a cart horse and trailer - and think about Gareth Glover.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

When Freddie Ljungberg doesn't put enough effort into being a fatboy lookalike.

 

[Brovion]

..... you can remember the last seven responses you put in the last seven times this topic came up!

Sorry Yorkie, that's not a dig, honest!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

You get a mard on because i didn't mention you in a pissed up induced thread.