You know when you spend too much time on nsc when...

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

you notice that james from busted wears chappers pink stripe shoes!!

 

[tinx]

You get a mard on because i didn't mention you in a pissed up induced thread.

f***ing right you bastard. Next time you're drunk you f***ing mention me or I'll bitch slap you next time I see you.

 

[Rambo]

You find yourself saying ' I saw this thing on NSC', to non NSC people who dont know what the hell you are on about and think you are a sad internet geek.

 

[Pavilionaire]

You wish fellow NSC posters happy birthday but forget your wife's own birthday

 

[Tooting Gull]

You say something really stupid to your girlfriend, instantly regret it, and ask to go back and edit the offending comment.

 

[Pavilionaire]

You tell yourself repeatedly as you leave the house that you must remember to get your score prediction in for Predicting The Blues, and you forget to turn off the gas...

 

[El Presidente]

Your rhyming Thesaurus automatically opens at 'Hen'

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You're convinced the alphabet goes A-B-C-D-E-CompleteTosser-H-I-J-K-L....

 

[looney]

You have over 3,000 posts.

 

[Trigger]

You go in Virgin to buy a CD and then walk out without buying it coz u cant stop thinkin of Lord Branson...

 

[Brixtaan]

you go to see Brighton play in London but spend the last 20 mins (the only decent bit) discussing with Weezle whether it's Artois and Fatboy a few rows away.

 

[CHAPPERS]

You're convinced the alphabet goes A-B-C-D-E-CompleteTosser-H-I-J-K-L....

 

[Easy 10]

You start calling people prevs, slices and lizards.

 

[Tooting Gull]

The woman in the sandwich shop starts looking at you a bit strangely after you effortlessly rattle off about 50 possible fillings for your lunchtime granary feast.

 

[Biscuit]

You're convinced the alphabet goes A-B-C-D-E-CompleteTosser-H-I-J-K-L....

You kill me tom, you really bloody do!

 

[Robot Chicken]

you go to see Brighton play in London but spend the last 20 mins (the only decent bit) discussing with Weezle whether it's Artois and Fatboy a few rows away.

Never mistake one for the other...!

 

[Biscuit]

Rooney and Ljungberg...

 

[Biscuit]

You know when you spend too much time on nsc when...

You look down the last post row and it has your name about six times...

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

1) when coldplay come on the radio - and you call them "the play"
2) when you see that kick by johnny wilkinson and you think of italia
3) when girls aloud come on the tele and you say "we spammed that site"
4) when someone calls me a bint and i have to correct them and say that im a DAFT bint
5)when you hear a rumor - and you check on nsc for authenticity
6) when your homepage is set to nsc
7) when you think about this thread all day!! (could you tell??)

 

[CAFC Matt]

WHAT ARE WE ALL GOING TO DO WHEN CHRISTMAS DINNER IS SERVED!!

Order a pizza