You have a time machine-

[GoldWithFalmer]

Play that for me please. I'm sure I've seen white weed on the beach. Blue, no.

Think you are correct,that said there probably is a blue version on some far flung tropical island....

 

[Perkino]

May 7th in Boro and have some influence in the outcome of the match which ultimately means we win and gain promotion

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

May 7th in Boro and have some influence in the outcome of the match which ultimately means we win and gain promotion

Perhaps put some ridiculous amounts of laxative in Mike Deans pre match beverage you mean......yep like it.

 

[Eeyore]

I would go to Largs in 2011, wait for Colin weir to come out of the newsagent and mug him for his lottery ticket. I'd then go back to London the night before and get myself arrested for drink driving, thus ensuring I am in custody and have the perfect alibi. Once released I'd scoop the £160m-odd euromillions jackpot.

But if the ticket was bought in Largs the following day, and you weren't there, how do you explain that ?

So when they look at the CCTV...

 

[Stat Brother]

I'd go back 81 minutes and find something else to do.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

I'd go back 81 minutes and find something else to do.

Fancy it now do you.

 

[Stat Brother]

Fancy it now do you.

Once again I have won everyone else 3 points.

No need to thank me.

 

[happypig]

But if the ticket was bought in Largs the following day, and you weren't there, how do you explain that ?

So when they look at the CCTV...

Well, mr doubting thomas, obviously I'd destroy his ticket and buy one of my own with the same numbers on it.

 

[sully]

I think I'd go back to April and May 1979 and really enjoy that run in to promotion again. Still my best awayday at Newcastle, but the few before we're pretty special, too.