You have a time machine-

[GoldWithFalmer]

You have two opportunities to go anywhere in time,past or future...

Where and more perhaps more importantly when would you like to go?

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Pop up for that split second and help Smith score the winner at Wembley?

 

[happypig]

I would go to Largs in 2011, wait for Colin weir to come out of the newsagent and mug him for his lottery ticket. I'd then go back to London the night before and get myself arrested for drink driving, thus ensuring I am in custody and have the perfect alibi. Once released I'd scoop the £160m-odd euromillions jackpot.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Pop up for that split second and help Smith score the winner at Wembley?

How exactly? Streak on the pitch as a diversion?

 

[AmexRuislip]

You have two opportunities to go anywhere in time,past or future...

Where and more perhaps more importantly when would you like to go?

Past: Proof read Albions first application for Falmer, and make sure it went through first time.
Future: Make damn sure I retire, securely in the knowledge my mortgage has been well and truly paid off.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

I would go to Largs in 2011, wait for Colin weir to come out of the newsagent and mug him for his lottery ticket. I'd then go back to London the night before and get myself arrested for drink driving, thus ensuring I am in custody and have the perfect alibi. Once released I'd scoop the £160m-odd euromillions jackpot.

Excellent

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

How exactly? Streak on the pitch as a diversion?

I have to admit, I haven't yet thought the gritty details through. How about a tiny little push on Gary Bailey at just the right moment?

 

[Danny-Boy]

I have to admit, I haven't yet thought the gritty details through. How about a tiny little push on Gary Bailey at just the right moment?

You're the Green Cross Man, not the Invisible one.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Practically having a whistle in the crowd just like the ref's, and blowing it to make Bailey think Smith was offside. Plus a ploice escort to shield you from all the Man U fans afterwards back to the Tardis.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Practically having a whistle in the crowd just like the ref's, and blowing it to make Bailey think Smith was offside. Plus a ploice escort to shield you from all the Man U fans afterwards back to the Tardis.

Go back in time and call the spelling ploice

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

You're the Green Cross Man, not the Invisible one.

code dear chap,code....as you were.

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

You have two opportunities to go anywhere in time,past or future...

Where and more perhaps more importantly when would you like to go?

I'd go back to school, get better quals and generally live my life taking less bullshit from people. I'd tell myself 'if you don't speak up for yourself you'll end up with some kind of trust complex when you're an adult.'

But you know, c'est la vie.

As the lyric goes "On my last night on earth, I'd pay a high price to have no regrets and be done with my life".

 

[Danny-Boy]

Go back in time and call the spelling ploice

Form a band called "the Ploice". I have a mate who often gets mistasken for Sting, he farts a lot so we call him "Stink".

 

[AmexRuislip]

Form a band called "the Ploice". I have a mate who often gets mistasken for Sting, he farts a lot so we call him "Stink".

Brilliant

 

[Danny-Boy]

code dear chap,code....as you were.

Just wondered.. are there any varieties of seaweed in blue or white? Just wondered if you could hang some up in your house to forecast the weather, like.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Brilliant

Not when you have to share a house with him for Christmas..

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Just wondered.. are there any varieties of seaweed in blue or white? Just wondered if you could hang some up in your house to forecast the weather, like.

Sounds like you have been eating the narcotic blue and white variants with that reply.....8 degrees misty.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

I have not decided where or when,some (of many) front runners include,the Battle of Hastings,the last Ice Age and maybe a couple of thousand years from now.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Sounds like you have been eating the narcotic blue and white variants with that reply.....8 degrees misty.

Play that for me please. I'm sure I've seen white weed on the beach. Blue, no.

 

[The Clamp]

Id like to head back to the industrial revolution. Think that would be exciting. And some kind of lottery based time travel to set myself up for life.

Oh and a trip to the year 3000 to see how the Brexit discussion thread is getting along.