Would You Rather....

[Artois]

Play for palace (make em lose)

Become gay or die.

 

[Paul Watson's Left Foot]

Become gay.

Pethick or Watson for right back?

 

[jimmy hill's chin]

actor

would you rather
1: be arse raided by a man to cure all cancers
2: be arse raided by a man to save your own life

 

[Artois]

Save my own life.

Drink a large bowl of Horse Spunk
Drink a tea cup of Your old man's spunk

 

[Turkey]

 

[Da Man Clay]

Horse

Toe nails or finger nails removed with pliers?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Toe nails - i have less of them

Lose sight
or
Lose hearing?

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Lose hearing

Have to cut your nipples off, or your ears off

 

[Da Man Clay]

nipple

Lose Right leg or Left arm?

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Left arm

Eat a can of dog food, or snog a member of the same sex

 

[Bluejuice]

Dog food, at least you could wash that taste away.

Would you rather Mark McGhee left but took Hinsh, Lynch, Gatting and CKR with him

OR

We keep everyone and buy three new players but Mark McGhee stays on as manager and is given a contract for life from Dick Knight

?

 

[Da Man Clay]

We keep everyone and buy three new players but Mark McGhee stays on as manager and is given a contract for life from Dick Knight.

Burn to death or fall from a tall building.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Falling from a building

Ok a menage a trois with, Cheryl Tweedy and Ashley Cole, or Jamie and Louise Redknapp

 

[Everest]

Bugger, Louise and Jamie. Jamie can watch though and not participate.

Be 1066 or Kev

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Kev, he is neare to where I live

Roof on the South Stand, or Falmer a year earlier

 

[Da Man Clay]

falmer.

McGhee in or out

 

[Giant Seagull]

out


Piss yourself or Shit yourself?

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Shit yourself, easier to hide

Venus or Serena Williams

 

[Everest]

You sick bastard.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

You sick bastard.

Thank you