Would You Rather....

[the right footed denilson]

musician!!!

play once for the albion or play 1000 times for palace in the premiership??!

 

[afc womble]

musician easily! long live rock n' roll.

kylie or danni minogue?

 

[Artois]

Danni.

f*** your Sister or your Mum?

 

[Trigger]

I dont have a sister

Self Abuse yourself at the Lord Nelson on 19th July or shag Jo Brand

 

[Artois]

Self Abuse, Self Abuse.

Have your post count set back to Zero,
or be banned from NSC for 3 weeks?

 

[Benny Seagull]

post cut. as long as i can keep chatting!

 

[Artois]

post cut. as long as i can keep chatting!

Where's the next question then?

 

[Hiney]

Would you rather spend an evening with Taffy or Watford O?

 

[Artois]

Twatford.

Have a wank live on TV or never wank again ever.

 

[Soton Seagull]

Live on TV as long as I could wear a mask (kinky!)

Shag Maggie Thatcher or Mo Mowlam?

 

[Benny Seagull]

maggie's thatch.

bone catherine zeta jones aged 60 or anna kournakove with a beard?

 

[Soton Seagull]

Chances are that you would have to shave both of them!

So I'll go beared Korni.

David Lee Roth or Dave Lee Travis?

 

[Italiaseagull]

Dave Lee Travis anytime!

Would you rather forgive Bill Archer or David Bellotti?

 

[CHAPPERS]

You **** Italia, but Bellotti, i feel sorry for him for being a little bitch.

Eat your own arm or shag your mum?

 

[watsongooal]

Shag my Mum (already done it, born in somerset so done thing)


Cut off your Dick or both your legs

 

[Simster]

My dick. I've already got 2 kids.

Nancy or Ulrika?

 

[watsongooal]

Ulrika at least shes female.

Beyonce Knowes or Holly Valance

 

[Simster]

Holly.

Eat one bite of someone elses poo or drink a whole pint of someone elses piss.

 

[Italiaseagull]

Drink someone elses piss, Chances are when pissed I've already done it!

Kick the shit out of Michael Keane or Scott Mcgleish?

 

[watsongooal]

Scott Mc Keane would probably do me over

Manage Arsenal or Man Utd