Would You Rather....

[Italiaseagull]

Manchester Utd.

Live in Frome or Tavistock?

 

[watsongooal]

fcuk off

FROME cause its full of beauty

have a huge dick and be handsome

or

A multi Billionaire

 

[Italiaseagull]

I already have a huge dick, and I'm handsome so I guess I'd like to be a Billionaire!

Falmer or The Goldstone?

 

[Artois]

Falmer.

What's in your sandwich:

Knob Cheese or Toxic Waste

 

[Artois]

Funny how no one wanted to answer that one.....

 

[teaboy]

toxic waste.

die by being set on fire or being cut up with a chainsaw?

 

[Artois]

Chainsaw.

No Knob or No Eyes?

 

[Curious Orange]

Fire. Then I really would be 'on fire!'

Paper cuts, or kick in the nadgers?

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

No eyes.

Paper cuts but I suppose it would depend on how many.

Shag your mum or your dad?

 

[watsongooal]

Mum

Zamora or Cullip

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

Cullip.

Unless we still talking about who you'd rather shag in which case Zamora-I think he'd struggle less

 

[Titanic]

Zamora

Spend a day fishing or watching cricket ?

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

Sorry-forgot my question.

Drowning or heart attack?

 

[zefarelly]

drowning . . . .suppose dto be painless

shag Maggie Thatcher or Anne Widdicome?

 

[Blackadder]

maggie

Live in Cardiff or Stoke.

 

[Trigger]

Cardiff...

Meet dwayne or die?

 

[zefarelly]

I guess for girls we can have . . . . . ID Smith or the other little slap headed twat . . . . .erm . . . .cant remember his name, married a welsh munter with a barge arse!William Hague . . . .thats it

 

[Artois]

f*** off. That's horrid. Stoke (at least it's English (sort of))

Eat out a pussy with the painters in,
or give a bloke a blowjob.

 

[watsongooal]

painters,

Play for palace
or
Shag Pethick

 

[REDLAND]

Pussy with the painters,

Drink a pint of cow semen, or half a fellas semen ??