Dandyman
In London village.
So, that'll be a no to fighting lions, but a yes to taking on mouthy shortarses.
I think it's always important to have a proper case study available before embarking on a new project.
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Would you fight a midget ?
- Thread starter The Wookiee
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So, that'll be a no to fighting lions, but a yes to taking on mouthy shortarses.
I think it's always important to have a proper case study available before embarking on a new project.
- Jul 7, 2003
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On the subject of unusually sized people, would you fight this guy?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080213/ts_afp/mexicohealthobesity_080213061457
Manuel Aribe of Mexico, who was until recently, the world's fattest man, at a shade under 90 stone. I wonder who holds this prestigious title now? And how do you get to be 90 stone without dropping dead on the spot? Anyway, he's now down to a svelte 45 stone or so, and is celebrating, according to Associated Press by leaving his house for the first time in five years...on the back of a flat bed truck, having been lifted off his bed by a crane.
"I feel great" he says. "The doctors say I'm healthier than ever".
Shouldn't laugh...I know his obesity is probably an illness or something...but come on!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080213/ts_afp/mexicohealthobesity_080213061457
Manuel Aribe of Mexico, who was until recently, the world's fattest man, at a shade under 90 stone. I wonder who holds this prestigious title now? And how do you get to be 90 stone without dropping dead on the spot? Anyway, he's now down to a svelte 45 stone or so, and is celebrating, according to Associated Press by leaving his house for the first time in five years...on the back of a flat bed truck, having been lifted off his bed by a crane.
"I feel great" he says. "The doctors say I'm healthier than ever".
Shouldn't laugh...I know his obesity is probably an illness or something...but come on!
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- Jan 30, 2008
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alan partridge
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Picture the scene:
Your in a queue at a Bar/Pub and your having a good night out so far.
Someone is pushing into you and its really arousing, you let it pass for a while but it keeps on happening
So you turn around and this is when you notice the person bumping into you is a midget
Shes about 30 years of age, and is about 4 foot, shes near enough the same body / height / weight as an average 13 year old lady
She starts getting really saucy for no reason, shes a complete slapper and then she offers you outside for a blowjob
You know that the midget is gonna be just about the right height, you'll easily take her, but do you?
Your in a queue at a Bar/Pub and your having a good night out so far.
Someone is pushing into you and its really arousing, you let it pass for a while but it keeps on happening
So you turn around and this is when you notice the person bumping into you is a midget
Shes about 30 years of age, and is about 4 foot, shes near enough the same body / height / weight as an average 13 year old lady
She starts getting really saucy for no reason, shes a complete slapper and then she offers you outside for a blowjob
You know that the midget is gonna be just about the right height, you'll easily take her, but do you?
Pretty pink fairy
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- Jan 30, 2008
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been watching too much midget porn i think
maffew
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now, not being funny, but thats like a bag and a half of sugar. I'm sure i could have done that when I was 3 or 4 years old which is about that height isnt it?
and 1.5k of his 9k weight? thats pathetic
- Jul 7, 2003
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David Brent: "Look whether or not Anton is indeed a midget, or a dwarf-"
Alex: "No he’s a midget"
David: "What’s the difference?"
Alex: "A dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs"
David: "Oh I know the ones"
Alex: "It’s caused by a hormone deficiency"
David: "Yeah… bloody hormones"
Alex: "A midget is still a dwarf but their arms and legs are in proportion"
Gareth Keenan: "So... what’s an elf?"
Alex: "No he’s a midget"
David: "What’s the difference?"
Alex: "A dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs"
David: "Oh I know the ones"
Alex: "It’s caused by a hormone deficiency"
David: "Yeah… bloody hormones"
Alex: "A midget is still a dwarf but their arms and legs are in proportion"
Gareth Keenan: "So... what’s an elf?"
Pretty pink fairy
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is that in the form of steel or are they referring to a couple of the local slappers
maffew
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what about a midget crackhead?
The Wookiee
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never have a fight with one midget as you can bet he has 6 of his pals nearby
Pretty pink fairy
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that would leave you a bit short then
The Wookiee
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1+6 = 7
Trufflehound
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Absolutely. I never forgave him for Slik.
NMH
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No.
I'd tell him "you are the boss, tough guy" and leave it at that.
If he continually hurled abuse, I would get the management, and let them sort it out.
I'd tell him "you are the boss, tough guy" and leave it at that.
If he continually hurled abuse, I would get the management, and let them sort it out.
NMH
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One of my clients, Debbie, was a midget (well actually she still is, but too far away to be a client now).
She was inside that robot thing in Star Wars, and did films with Arnold, among others.
She was inside that robot thing in Star Wars, and did films with Arnold, among others.