Worst experience as a dog owner?!

[symyjym]

I've got a Golden Retriever called Fenton. About 2 years or so ago, i was walking him off the lead in Richmond Park in Surrey.

Apparently someone videoed what happened next.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15864761

Funniest thing was you chasing after FFFENTON Bleeep FFFENTON FFFENTON

 

[Hillian1]

Try again Doug!! You are losing this one. The beach and promenade is not a pavement. The pavement is the thing next to a road. This is so dogs don't run into the road causing an accident. Which is obviously sensible and my dog is always on a lead next to the road.

Want to try again with some other legislation you don't fully understand?

Did you read Schedule 1?

 

[symyjym]

!!!WARNING CONTAIND DETAILS OF THE DEATH OF A CAT IN CAS YOU ARE SQUEMISH!!!!

ex- girlfriends folks had a golden retriever who was soppy as shit mostly. He had killed the next door neighbour's chicken but hounds will given the chance. Her folks got a kitten and put their feed bowls next to each other. One day the dog came into the utility room, looked a the cat. Looked at the two bowls of food. Went over to the kitten, went over and nuzzled him before quick as a flash biting his head, ragged him once breaking his neck, before returning to both bowls of food. My girlfriend and her Mum were hysterical beyond belief. It was quite harsh.

Didn't know this at the time but vets tell you never to leave retrievers with kids or other pets, very untrustworthy as dogs go apperntly. Would never let a dog too close to a kid anyway.

I notice you say ex girlfriend.

 

[Questions]

My Jack Russell loves finding rotting fish on the beach.. One day she found one and ran off up the shingle before I could prize it from her jaws. There were a family having a barbecue and picnic at the end of the sand and she dropped the decomposing stinking fish on their picnic blanket causing one of the party to scream and then stole a barbecued sausage from one of their plates and ran off. Not content with that she pissed on one of the children's sandcastles. My apology seemed feeble after that.

 

[symyjym]

I've got a Golden Retriever called Fenton. About 2 years or so ago, i was walking him off the lead in Richmond Park in Surrey.

Apparently someone videoed what happened next.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15864761

It said the dog owner's 13 year old son filmed it

 

[Govinda Tim]

Did you read Schedule 1?

Schedule 1 refers to dog fouling not dogs on or off a lead. Of course an owner should pick up their dogs faeces.

 

[ozseagull]

Did you read Schedule 1?

That relates to dogs pooping in public places nothing to do with them being on leads. So yes I did thanks and it's not relevant.

 

[Hillian1]

Schedule 1 refers to dog fouling not dogs on or off a lead. Of course an owner should pick up their dogs faeces.

Yes, but the dogs on leads pdf clearly states that dogs are to be kept on leads in land as detailed in Schedule 1.

 

[Hillian1]

That relates to dogs pooping in public places nothing to do with them being on leads. So yes I did thanks and it's not relevant.

See above. It is entirely relevant.

 

[ozseagull]

See above. It is entirely relevant.

So on this logic dogs would have to be kept on leads in parks and open spaces.

You have interpreted it incorrectly

 

[Hillian1]

So on this logic dogs would have to be kept on leads in parks and open spaces.

You have interpreted it incorrectly

I don't think I have, and it's not my Logic it is theirs.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

It said the dog owner's 13 year old son filmed it

the little ****. Just wait until he gets home!

 

[Munkfish]

Really? Wow. I have never heard such utter shite in my whole life

9 am on the beach with no one else around is an appropriate time and place for no lead. If the situation or location dictates then I always have him on the lead.

Then expect to see sick at that time of the morning too!

I would imagine ohso wasnt even open and it was someone making there way along the seafront.

Id count yourself lucky you dog wasnt gagging on a used condom.

 

[banjo]

If I owned a dog the worst experience would be picking up its crap.

 

[Stat Brother]

Thats EXACTLY what my Retriever used to do.

It was always the same process.

Dog spots muddy puddle.
Dog looks at owner and wags tail.
Owner says in a calm, yet assertive manner "Don't even think about it"
Dog begins the walk towards puddle with tail wagging slowly. Not frantic excitement but calculated happiness.
Dog looks again at owner who is now SHOUTING "Don't you bloody dare. Don't you DARE"
Dog has now reached puddle destination and gives one last look and wag of tail
"NOOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOO"
Dog lowers himself carefully, maintaining eye contact at all time. The sort of face which screamed "Yeah? and what are you gonna do about it?"

Is anything funnier to other dog owners?

 

[Hillian1]

If I owned a dog the worst experience would be picking up its crap.

You get used to it.

 

[Nibble]

A different girlfriend of mine had a massive retriever (retriever again). We took him into the Battle of Trafalgar one Sunday evening when Garf was running it. Flint, the pub dog was nonchalant as ever. We'd just noticed we hadn't seen Leo for a few mins when Garf came down laughing his head off. Leo had found his way behind the bar, up into Garf's flat and was eating all the dog food up there. Good lad. Garf then gave the dogs all the leftover meat from the roasts. He's a good man.

 

[Stat Brother]

If I owned a dog the worst experience would be picking up its crap.

it's better than pulling it's ploppies from it's bum because he's eaten a plastic bag, or something else undigestable.

 

[Nibble]

If I owned a dog the worst experience would be picking up its crap.

If you don't feed them too much wet food it's fairly gag free. You can always tell a dog who is fed exclusively wet food and gravy as their shit thunders out of their a-holes like the missippi just broke it's banks. And it smells worse than a week of yellow shitstorms.

 

[symyjym]

it's better than pulling it's ploppies from it's bum because he's eaten a plastic bag, or something else undigestable.

My firends dog ate a towel once and had to pull it out.