AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit
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Are your legs made of margarine? Because I'd love to spread them!
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
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AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit
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Do you work for DHL? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I'd love to read your t-shirt. Unfortunately I'm blind and will have to read it with my fingertips.
I'd love to read your t-shirt. Unfortunately I'm blind and will have to read it with my fingertips.
AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit
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What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
I have the entire dictionary written on my penis. I'd like to put some words in your mouth.
I have the entire dictionary written on my penis. I'd like to put some words in your mouth.
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