Worst chat-up line

[Prince Monolulu]

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture indoors

 

[Kumquat]

I'll be gentle if you're still sore from last night.

 

[zxtwinturbo]

Do you have a crash helmet?

why?

Because tonight your going through the headboard

 

[smudge]

Can you say "Kuala Lumpur" 50 times?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

i fancy pulling a christmas cracker
regards
DR

 

[bomber130]

Is that an airplane skirt coz I can see the cockpit

 

[AmexRuislip]

You would look great on the end of mine...........

or

You must have spanner eyes, because everytime I look into eyes, my nuts tighten................

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Bloke: I'm an Albion Fan

Bird: Me and my family are Palarse

Wrong Direction

 

[zxtwinturbo]

Do you fxck on first dates

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

To quote the genius that is Stephen Wright:

"Do you live around here often?"

 

[Premiership Dream]

Hello Love.....fancy going halves on a bast**d

 

[Lower West Stander]

Do you fxck on first dates

Ah - The Kevin Wilson song....

All the best ones in that.

 

[Questions]

I once went out with a bird and my usual phial of rohypnol. She was so dull I took it myself.

 

[The ghentleman]

I once went out with a bird and my usual phial of rohypnol. She was so dull I took it myself.

God it must have been you that I came across slumped in the gutter that evening.

 

[Hiney]

I hope you've got pet insurance because your pussy's going to get destroyed tonight.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

How do you pull a fat bird?



Piece of cake .....

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

Phone your babysitter - you're pulled.......

 

[Westmead Fan]

Have you got a little Irish in you?
Uh...no....
Well, do you want some?

or

If I asked you to go to bed with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

 

[OzMike]

I was on holiday with mates in Corfu, years ago and I said to a girl at the bar.
'Look, it's 12.30, if we are going to get in on on the beach we had better leave soon because by 3.00 it will be heaving'.
To which she replied.
'Ok'.

 

[Hugo Rune]

You look like a young Rose West - Can I be your Fred?