Words and phrases that signal that someone is an idiot.

[Southstandfaithful]

at the end of the day

This, 100% this.

 

[Norman Potting]

"Now look". Favoured by politicians of all colours, as in "Now look, what I am saying is a really crap idea but it is Party Policy so weregunna do it anyway.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Aaaaaaaaah looook...

 

[Rookie]

OMG

 

[SeagullRic]

"Literally" when it isn't literal, and "to be fair"

 

[bhaexpress]

I assume ...

 

[Kumquat]

Women don't understand the offside rule like men do

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

"PC brigade" and in a NSC context "groovy gang".

 

[Biscuit]

Maggie, she's alright.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

" Canary fan here in peace"

 

[CAPTAIN GREALISH]

i hear weareabout to sign kevin philips

 

[matildaseagull]

He/she gave 110%.

At this moment in time ....

 

[Brian Fantana]

Paul Merson saying that <insert any team> have won x number of football matches this season. What other matches are a football team going to win Paul? It drives me up the wall.

 

[Silent Bob]

Woo hoo, thread #32500 (this week) on words and phrases we hate.

Everyone's different. Accept it.

One million percent this.

 

[happypig]

"the business has a requirement to..." aka "I'm f***ing you over"

 

[Art Vs Science]

'Whatever' & er, excuse me(In the arrogant i have no sense of humour tone)

 

[armchairclubber]

I'm afraid the most recent to get to me was on SCR last Saturday between 3.00pm and 5.00. And there's no doubt about it.

 

[Cappers]

24/7 365

 

[Art Vs Science]

A complete C*** during any period of snowfall guaranteeing to be saying 'So much for global warming'

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

"I'm not being funny, but..........."
You're right, you're not f***ing funny.