Women

[Market Porter]

US posts on female relationship thread shocker....

 

[ali jenkins]

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

US posts on female relationship thread shocker....

I can only comment on my experiences.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Facts about Women

1. They are filthier than Men, don't believe they are not.
2. They like bastards and Men that treat them like shit, treat them mean and keep them keen is a fact.
3. They are lying when they say size doesn't matter
4. They tell their friends every minute detail about your sexual performance
5. They are more shallow than Men, the myth about the opposite is not true
6. They are like monkeys moving from branch to branch, when they finish with you you can guarantee they have have someone else lined up
7. If they say you are sweet move on

But we still love them

1. Some are, some are frigid as all living hell.
2. Rubbish. They like assertive men, not mummy's boys who role over whenever challenged.
3. Probably, never had that problem
4. Err, really!?
5. Men and women are probably simila in this respect.
6. And dont most men?
7. Yes, and nice, if a girl calls you "nice", it's over.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Slut Faced Whores

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Slut Faced Whores

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

1. Some are, some are frigid as all living hell.
2. Rubbish. They like assertive men, not mummy's boys who role over whenever challenged.
3. Probably, never had that problem
4. Err, really!?
5. Men and women are probably simila in this respect.
6. And dont most men?
7. Yes, and nice, if a girl calls you "nice", it's over.

1 and 3 doesn't tally up.

4 is true.

 

[skipper734]

I can only comment on my experiences.

You are not wrong though. Especially the monkey not leaving go of one branch before it gets hold of another.

 

[Bobby's Gull]

What about men? Aren't you all wankers??!!!

Let me get shot down in flames for writing that!

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

What about men? Aren't you all wankers??!!!

Let me get shot down in flames for writing that!

No, it's true

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Give us the story then SirDoug!

Basically something happened Saturday night, I then found out, and got shot of her!

There are plenty of girls out there who will want an "indie" looking guy such as yourself

Nice one Dan

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

See you've pulled already.

 

[brighton_girl87]

Basically something happened Saturday night, I then found out, and got shot of her!

Nice one Dan

Oi those were my words not his!

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

See you've pulled already.

Don't take girls of mates, mate!



Anyway, earlier I left her crying saying sorry, and I didn't feel bad at all, should I?

 

[ali jenkins]

Don't take girls of mates, mate!



Anyway, earlier I left her crying saying sorry, and I didn't feel bad at all, should I?

Depends what she did I suppose.

 

[willyfantastic]

Refer to US rule no. 2

 

[RM-Taylor]

They do your head in. Jesus-f***ing-christ. One minute she's fine, the next she's all mardy and grumpy. Apparently I'm going to cheat with every single girl going, and oh look there's a picture of me and one of my attractive female friends on facebook, it must mean i'm shagging her because we have a picture. f***ing hell

 

[The Wizard]

They do your head in. Jesus-f***ing-christ. One minute she's fine, the next she's all mardy and grumpy. Apparently I'm going to cheat with every single girl going, and oh look there's a picture of me and one of my attractive female friends on facebook, it must mean i'm shagging her. f***ing hell

You are already shagging her ain't you?

 

[RM-Taylor]

You are already shagging her ain't you?

The missus obviously, not the attractve female friend unfortunatley

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Depends what she did I suppose.

Got with one of my 'mates' Saturday nights, then (obviously) didn't tell me until I confronted her.