Scotty Mac
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id feel pretty bloody happy to be shot of her in that case to be honest
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id feel pretty bloody happy to be shot of her in that case to be honest
SirDouglasLoft
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Obviously it's not just her fault. I mean it takes two too tango. So I'll crack him round the 'ead when I see him next.
Scotty Mac
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if he has got a concious and you are REALLY nice to him afterwards he'll feel really bad. if he hasn't, then giving him a good shoeing is the best policy
Spanish Seagulls
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"Mate" obviously not "Friend" Big difference as you will find out throughout life.
brakespear
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take it as a blessing in disguise mate.
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public school boy
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I've yet to find a woman who likes to watch the darts. I get home after a hard days work, on thursday for 12 weeks each year for the last few years and think oh 3 hours of premiership darts on tv tonight sit down to watch and then the old slapper says that she wants to watch something else, so I say that I'll go upstairs and watch it up there, then she gets stroppy claiming that I put the darts before being with her. When she goes up to bed she expects me to follow. She thinks I spend too much time on NSC or looking at porn. She does do the cooking though but that is a woman's job.
Oh yes, she's thrown out my garden Gnomes as well.
Oh yes, she's thrown out my garden Gnomes as well.
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The Ringleader Returns!
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Never be best friends with a slag with big tits. FACT.
It's ok for nearly every boy in our school too see her tits but if I ask then oh, i'm supposed to be her best friends and not treat her like a slag.
Thats why I ended up sneaking a couple of pics of her in her undies off her phone and now we no longer talk
It's ok for nearly every boy in our school too see her tits but if I ask then oh, i'm supposed to be her best friends and not treat her like a slag.
Thats why I ended up sneaking a couple of pics of her in her undies off her phone and now we no longer talk
pishhead
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Never be best friends with a slag with big tits. FACT.
It's ok for nearly every boy in our school too see her tits but if I ask then oh, i'm supposed to be her best friends and not treat her like a slag.
Thats why I ended up sneaking a couple of pics of her in her undies off her phone and now we no longer talk
So I'm sure you wouldn't mind showing us her bangers then?
RM-Taylor
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Never be best friends with a slag with big tits. FACT.
It's ok for nearly every boy in our school too see her tits but if I ask then oh, i'm supposed to be her best friends and not treat her like a slag.
Thats why I ended up sneaking a couple of pics of her in her undies off her phone and now we no longer talk
SirDouglasLoft
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There are plenty of girls out there who will want an "indie" looking guy such as yourself
I have to say, I actually LOVE this comment
Spanish Seagulls
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Never be best friends with a slag with big tits. FACT.
It's ok for nearly every boy in our school too see her tits but if I ask then oh, i'm supposed to be her best friends and not treat her like a slag.
Thats why I ended up sneaking a couple of pics of her in her undies off her phone and now we no longer talk
Hmmmmmmm. Why were you her "friend" exactly?
brighton_girl87
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ali jenkins
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Never be best friends with a slag with big tits. FACT.
It's ok for nearly every boy in our school too see her tits but if I ask then oh, i'm supposed to be her best friends and not treat her like a slag.
Thats why I ended up sneaking a couple of pics of her in her undies off her phone and now we no longer talk
Arent girls supposed to always get changed infront of their best mates anyway?
And piss in front of them, and have sleepovers where they have pillowfights in their underwear?
Twinkle Toes
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Sounds like half of you lot would be much better off being Gay, quite honestly.
The Ringleader Returns!
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Hmmmmmmm. Why were you her "friend" exactly?
When I first met her she was a very nice person. Then she realised teenage boys will be nice to girls with boobies so she started acting like an attention seaking little tool.
That seems to be the rule. Well at our school anyway.
SirDouglasLoft
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Facts about Women
1. They are filthier than Men, don't believe they are not.
2. They like bastards and Men that treat them like shit, treat them mean and keep them keen is a fact.
3. They are lying when they say size doesn't matter
4. They tell their friends every minute detail about your sexual performance
5. They are more shallow than Men, the myth about the opposite is not true
6. They are like monkeys moving from branch to branch, when they finish with you you can guarantee they have have someone else lined up
7. If they say you are sweet move on
But we still love them
True.