[Football] Who's the wanker in the black?

[Pretty pink fairy]

Alan Mullery's Blue & White Army, we're not daft we're ****ing barmy......

Anyone remember the rest?

OVER THERE , OVER THERE, AND DO THEY SMELL LIKE ****ING HELL
regards
DR

 

[Bill Cassidy's tie up]

Who remembers Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Brighton to the tune of "I can't control myself" by the Troggs. Must be one of the first Albion songs. Mid 60's and I still remember the words

 

[bhanutz]

Doug is eeeeevvvviiiillllll

 

[*Gullsworth*]

My old man said be a Palace fan, I said ............

 

[BN9 BHA]

My old man said be a Palace fan, I said ............

I did have a chuckle when three and a half thousand Villa fans sung their version of this the other week.

 

[Seagull]

I used to like "she fell over" ... but I'm doing it on my own in the East these days!

Quite recently there was a "we just f*cked you up the a*se" from the Amex north stand to celebrate a particularly successful outing for the lads. Which game was that?

 

[Technohead]

if she doesn't come I'll tickle her bum with a stick of celery

Now thats the one I remember as an 8 year old on the terraces of the Goldstone ... got me into real trouble singing it in the school playground.

 

[kingcole]

Feel bad recalling some of these as simply wrong in today's ages.

At the ref: he's bald, he's bent, his arse is up for rent.

At any female (of any age) to walk in front on the NS or to make an appearance on the pitch: Get your tits out, Get your tits out, Get your tits out for the lads.

At any away fans: Come join us, come join us come join us over here

When the ball hit the top of the railings: Pssssssssssssssssssssst

When police walked past the NS: Funeral march - deer der der der der der der der der der der

At Liverpool fans: sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand and you'll never get a job.......

My favourite today though and offends no one and gutted we didn't sing at agasint Fulham: One nil and you ****ed it up

 

[Seasidesage]

My personal favourite was "Ian Wright is illegitimate, he ain't got no birth certificate. Ian Wright is illegitimate, he's a Palace *******!"

Or 'Go left' of course

Especially the verse "If you see a Palace fan, run him over in your van"

Simple happy times...

 

[Lush]

PC Beard my lord PC Beard.

and

PC Bins my lord PC Bins

These days, both can apply...