Who and what are you?

[The Truth]

I'm not Spartacus and neither is him, him, him and him....and him too.
Now let me go so I can just get back for a drink as this is simply a complete load of nonsense!

 

[Petunia]

I'm not Spartacus and neither is him, him, him and him....and him too.
Now let me go so I can just get back for a drink as this is simply a complete load of nonsense!

I'm Spartacus and so's my wife!

No, but she is.............

 

[HovaGirl]

I'm drunk!