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[Help] Where have all the toilet rolls gone?







bhafc99

Well-known member
Oct 14, 2003
7,223
Dubai
I think people are taking the threat that the virus might ‘wipe us all out’ a little too literally.



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LamieRobertson

Not awoke
Feb 3, 2008
47,402
SHOREHAM BY SEA
What really makes me laugh is these f*cking idiots don't even know what the symptoms are. You don't get a runny nose.

Or the sh!ts

Perhaps they read yesterday’s ‘i’

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Boys 9d

Well-known member
Jan 3, 2012
1,824
Lancing
I hope I did the correct thing in stocking up on Corona beer.
 






Essan128

Member
Aug 8, 2009
74
Bangkok, Thailand.
Honestly, I’m surprised the UK hasn’t adopted the bum gun yet.
One thing I dislike about going back to the UK is having to wipe my arse with tissue paper.
It doesn’t clean your arse 100% hence the skid marked pants!

Here in Thailand they used to have a bucket of water and a plastic scoop to wash your arse.
Now the rinse spray or bum gun as it is called by westerners is more common.
Super clean and no skid marks in your pants.

Wash yourself after a dump, it’s easy!
One of these in Thailand costs about £5.You'll save a fortune in toilet rolls.

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swindonseagull

Well-known member
Aug 6, 2003
9,338
Swindon, but used to be Manila


Driver8

On the road...
NSC Patron
Jul 31, 2005
16,093
North Wales
Honestly, I’m surprised the UK hasn’t adopted the bum gun yet.
One thing I dislike about going back to the UK is having to wipe my arse with tissue paper.
It doesn’t clean your arse 100% hence the skid marked pants!

Here in Thailand they used to have a bucket of water and a plastic scoop to wash your arse.
Now the rinse spray or bum gun as it is called by westerners is more common.
Super clean and no skid marks in your pants.

Wash yourself after a dump, it’s easy!
One of these in Thailand costs about £5.You'll save a fortune in toilet rolls.

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What do you dry with? Not sure I would fancy sharing an arse towel.
 




Mental Lental

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
2,281
Shiki-shi, Saitama
Honestly, I’m surprised the UK hasn’t adopted the bum gun yet.
One thing I dislike about going back to the UK is having to wipe my arse with tissue paper.
It doesn’t clean your arse 100% hence the skid marked pants!

Here in Thailand they used to have a bucket of water and a plastic scoop to wash your arse.
Now the rinse spray or bum gun as it is called by westerners is more common.
Super clean and no skid marks in your pants.

Wash yourself after a dump, it’s easy!
One of these in Thailand costs about £5.You'll save a fortune in toilet rolls.

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I have a super duper Japanese toilet that washes my ring piece and then blasts it with a jet of hot air. It has settings for ladies' front bottoms too so you don't really need bog paper at all. Maybe a few sheets here and there. On trips back to the UK I genuinely find myself having forgotten how to wipe my arse with only toilet paper so I try to time my shits to drop just before a bath or shower because I find the idea of shitting and NOT washing your arse afterwards absolutely repulsive.
 




BN9 BHA

DOCKERS
NSC Patron
Jul 14, 2013
21,872
Newhaven
I have a super duper Japanese toilet that washes my ring piece and then blasts it with a jet of hot air. It has settings for ladies' front bottoms too so you don't really need bog paper at all. Maybe a few sheets here and there. On trips back to the UK I genuinely find myself having forgotten how to wipe my arse with only toilet paper so I try to time my shits to drop just before a bath or shower because I find the idea of shitting and NOT washing your arse afterwards absolutely repulsive.

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A mex eyecan

Well-known member
Nov 3, 2011
3,506
I have a super duper Japanese toilet that washes my ring piece and then blasts it with a jet of hot air. It has settings for ladies' front bottoms too so you don't really need bog paper at all. Maybe a few sheets here and there. On trips back to the UK I genuinely find myself having forgotten how to wipe my arse with only toilet paper so I try to time my shits to drop just before a bath or shower because I find the idea of shitting and NOT washing your arse afterwards absolutely repulsive.

jeez i hope you wipe your arse before washing it when you are in the bath
 


Essan128

Member
Aug 8, 2009
74
Bangkok, Thailand.
In older houses and public toilets you don’t dry off. Just pull up your pants and believe me, with the temperature here they don’t stay damp for long. You don’t even notice it. It’s better than a stinky arse!
In more modern houses and public toilets there will probably be a loo roll just to wipe your damp backside.
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Notters

Well-known member
Oct 20, 2003
24,881
Guiseley
Plenty of baked beans and toilet roll in sainsbury's and Morrisons up here. Not much pasta left though, only posh stuff.
 






Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,073
Worthing
It comes to something when we are having to use both sides of the paper
 




Essan128

Member
Aug 8, 2009
74
Bangkok, Thailand.
I have a super duper Japanese toilet that washes my ring piece and then blasts it with a jet of hot air. It has settings for ladies' front bottoms too so you don't really need bog paper at all. Maybe a few sheets here and there. On trips back to the UK I genuinely find myself having forgotten how to wipe my arse with only toilet paper so I try to time my shits to drop just before a bath or shower because I find the idea of shitting and NOT washing your arse afterwards absolutely repulsive.

Those Japanese toilets were in the UK news years ago, thought then it was just a gimmick. Didn’t know they were actually in use. So you can understand how Ii feel about UK bathroom hygiene.
When I tell a Thai person how we clean ourselves after a No. 2 back home they can’t believe it.
And don’t get me started on women’s front bottoms! Females here always have a wash up after a piss. No smelly fannies!
 




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