[Help] Where have all the toilet rolls gone?

[Westdene Seagull]

Yup, stealing two toilet rolls per month from various places puts me right there with Hitler and Satan.

My ethics are dirty but my ass is clean. Its a tradeoff.

And if every customer was of the same mindset as you ? Find it rather strange you don't mind being a thief. Tell me when you're at the Amex ( if you ever do bother turning up ) and I won't mind stealing your wallet.

 

[Soul Finger]

Yup, stealing two toilet rolls per month from various places puts me right there with Hitler and Satan.

My ethics are dirty but my ass is clean. Its a tradeoff.

Good to know your donkey is clean.

 

[Swansman]

And if every customer was of the same mindset as you ? Find it rather strange you don't mind being a thief. Tell me when you're at the Amex ( if you ever do bother turning up ) and I won't mind stealing your wallet.

Some people drive a car and steal from the planet, some people buy objects mined by companies stealing the natural resources of poor countries, some people steal a roll of toilet paper every now and then. If there's hell below were all gonna go.