[Albion] Where art thou signings?

[rebel51]

I need cheering up with 2 more signings. Are we or are we not? Bring on the chronic abuse lol

 

[albionite]

It’s complicated

 

[Machiavelli]

AD is rampant in 2023AD.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Boring grammar point: "thou" is singular.
Where art thou signing
Where art you signings

 

[Icy Gull]

I am so chilled about this that I am in danger of freezing.

I have total faith in the way this club is being run. Signings will happen.

I used to shit my pants in the off season

 

[BN9 BHA]

Boring grammar point: "thou" is singular.
Where art thou signing
Where art you signings

Every day is a school day

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Boring grammar point: "thou" is singular.
Where art thou signing
Where art you signings

Actually, it would be ‘Where art ye signings?’.

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

I need cheering up with 2 more signings. Are we or are we not? Bring on the chronic abuse lol

You do your job. Let the club do theirs.

 

[Hugo Rune]

A rebel with a cause - more signings please!

I don’t think it’s a mystery, you don’t need an Area 51 style conspiracy theory to understand the club’s strategy but I think that we negotiate incredibly hard, that takes time.

We might have to wait a fortnight for those two or three new signings.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Actually, it would be ‘Where art ye signings?’.

I briefly tried worrying about this before deciding that I can't be bothered trying to work out the difference between a grammatical object and subject.
I daresay it's very simple if you're the sort of person who knows such things.
In any case, I gather by Shakespeare's time nobody worried about that and largely used "you".

Definition of YOU

the one or ones being addressed —used as the pronoun of the second person singular or plural in any grammatical relation except that of a possessive —used formerly only as a plural pronoun of the second person in the dative or accusative case as direct or indirect object of … See the full definition

www.merriam-webster.com

 

[Goldstone Guy]

Beest patient and thee shalt beest reward'd with new football'rs. P'rhaps thee shall not receiveth a hath left backeth though.

 

[Icy Gull]

And the Lord said “Go forth and multiply”

I came fifth and divided


The old ones are the best

 

[rebel51]

You do your job. Let the club do theirs.

I was waiting for a response like that from you. You really are a knob.

 

[BNthree]

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Every day is a school day

We're had English and Science today:

I’m about to take the dog for a walk. They’re quite sensitive to magnetic forces so I’ll let everyone know if he faces in a different direction when he takes a shit.

Dogs poop in alignment with Earth's magnetic field, study finds

Dogs use the Earth's magnetic field when they're relieving themselves. Not only that, but canines choose to do so in a north-south axis, a new study published in the journal Frontiers in Zoology says. The study suggests that dogs are sensitive to small variations in Earth's magnetic field. After...

www.pbs.org

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

I was waiting for a response like that from you. You really are a knob.

No no no.
Thou really are a knob.
Or possibly thee, I still haven't got my head around the difference there.
Thumbs up on spelling knob with the k though.

 

[sparkie]

The club generally get everything right by transfer deadline day.

There was the Vincent Janssen debacle but other than that it has been very good recently.

I just feel it will be all good by Aug 31st.

My bar is low though - just a Caicedo replacement. Anything else a bonus.

 

[chaileyjem]

"We are working on a new midfielder, but I don’t know the situation. That is not my focus, I am focused on the game."
RDZ at the Wolves press conference just now.

 

[ac gull]

no point bidding until just before deadline - less time for other clubs to play the you have got £100m claim

 

[US Seagull]

I think it's safe to say that we ain't getting anyone in before Wolves tomorrow