When i go to a public/work toliet......

[Brighton till i die]

for a numero 2, i always wipe around the seat a few times with tissue, then i put paper on the seat to sit on so i dont actually contact the seat.

anyone else do the same ?

(yesi am bored at work today!! )

 

[Lammy]

I think Easy 10 has done toilet habbits to death on here....

 

[perth seagull]

Yes, I do that as well.

 

[cheeseroll]

i always endeavour to leave the place in a worse state than i find it...

 

[Brighton till i die]

i always endeavour to leave the place in a worse state than i find it...

that is a must in a public loo!!!!

 

[Mr C]

I hover about two inches above the seat

Well, you never know who's pissed, shat, or jizzed over that seat do you

 

[Brighton till i die]

i wish i had trhe strength in my legs to do that mate - i am normally in there for around 45 mins!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Had this conversation with Berkshire Seagull up in Reading

I always put paper down, I feel a bit weird doing it but you can pick up all sorts of things from toilet seats.

 

[Brighton till i die]

yeah - i have 2 squared bits of tissue down each side and a 3 square bit along the back - nice!

 

[Mr C]

i wish i had trhe strength in my legs to do that mate - i am normally in there for around 45 mins!!

Oh, I can only do it for a few minutes... so I have to be quick

If it goes on any longer then I fall into the toilet.

 

[Ezekiel Rowe]

i cover the toilet seat in paper at home!!! Very sad state of affairs.

 

[Rangdo]

I hover about two inches above the seat

Well, you never know who's pissed, shat, or jizzed over that seat do you

As opposed to at home where you know exactly whose piss, shit and jizz is all over the seat.

 

[looney]

Learn to take a crap before you go out muppets, or are you cottage cruising?

 

[Brighton till i die]

Learn to take a crap before you go out muppets, or are you cottage cruising?

 

[Northstander]

As opposed to at home where you know exactly whose piss, shit and jizz is all over the seat.

 

[Citrus]

Oh, I can only do it for a few minutes... so I have to be quick

If it goes on any longer then I fall into the toilet.

 

[alan partridge]

scan reading the board I thought this thread's title was, 'when I go to work in a public toilet'

but it wasn't

 

[fatbadger]

you can pick up all sorts of things from toilet seats.

Such as?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Such as?

Pubes.

 

[Brighton till i die]

or whores!