When i go to a public/work toliet......

[Meade's Ball]

I've got a bag full of loose pubes that i've picked up down the years. I'm going to knit them into a pair of gloves and give them to the needy.

 

[chips and gravy]

I just avoid bogs with big skid marks. Otherwise I generally use restaurant toilets if I need to go when I'm out

 

[Mr C]

As opposed to at home where you know exactly whose piss, shit and jizz is all over the seat.

Exactly. I mean, I don't have a problem with sitting on a toilet seat covered in my own shit, piss and jizz.... but when it comes to someone else's - that's just not quite right.

 

[Rangdo]

Exactly. I mean, I don't have a problem with sitting on a toilet seat covered in my own shit, piss and jizz.... but when it comes to someone else's - that's just not quite right.

What about people who visit your house? Do you warn them of the unsanitary nature of your toilet seat before they use it?

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Has anybody ever heard of anyone ever actually catching anything of a toilet seat?

I've always found the splashback from some urinals more worrying. The old Rainham End urinals at Priestfield were particularly bad. I wore shorts in their once and my legs got a good soaking from a variety of people.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Go and lick a toilet seat then if you lot think they're so clean

 

[Rangdo]

Has anybody ever heard of anyone ever actually catching anything of a toilet seat?

I've always found the splashback from some urinals more worrying. The old Rainham End urinals at Priestfield were particularly bad. I wore shorts in their once and my legs got a good soaking from a variety of people.

That is the most dreadful feeling ever. Went in a pub a few months back wearing shorts. Used the urinals and a bloke came in and stood next to me. I could feel the splash landing on my legs and just had to cringe and bear it.

 

[Mr C]

What about people who visit your house? Do you warn them of the unsanitary nature of your toilet seat before they use it?

No, I just ask them politely not to jizz over the seat, and to at least aim in the bowl.

 

[fatbadger]

I've always found the splashback from some urinals more worrying.

In Stirling we have a concert venue called the Tolbooth which was smartened up a couple of years ago. Included in the slightly wanky renovation were new toilets - the urinals of which are backlit. Until I pissed in that urinal I had no idea at all quite how much splashback there is from those things. The backlighting makes it all shimmer as it flies towards you. Not nice.