What's the longest you've ever spent in hospital?

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

For me, it was when I was born. Never had more than a visit to A+E since then. Long may that continue.

 

[sydney]

5 weeks .....multiple fractures both legs

9 weeks......septacaemia

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

14.5 years.

 

[T soprano]

14.5 years.

Coma ?

 

[Doctor Crawley]

16 days back in 2001 with an anal fissure.
I don't want to provide any other details.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Coma ?

Sometimes it feels like it...!

Back again in 8 hours.

 

[T soprano]

Sometimes it feels like it...!

Back again in 8 hours.

I take it you work there

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Either when I was born or when I had my tonsils taken out when I was 4.

 

[MissGull]

Stayed overnight after a minor op. Other than that just a few trips to A&E and outpatients. Never broken bone.

 

[Cold Gettin Dumb]

3 weeks when I was 7.
Suspected scarlet fever. Blood tests aplenty, not very happy and the hospital was quite a long way from where I lived.
At that age, 3 weeks seems forever.

 

[OzMike]

3 months in traction after motor bike accident.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Other than a couple of days at birth, 24 hours to have this implant inserted in my head...

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

Overnighter in 1982 to have a calcified cyst in the little finger of my right hand sorted after I'd broken the finger 10 times!

Does anyone remember the old Cuckfield hospital? It was more like a barracks than a hospital.

 

[Frutos]

Two and a half weeks when my lung spontaneously collapsed in 2005.

Fun times.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Coma ?

You mean he has come round....good news indeed...

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Longest stay ...1 and half years.....have been in hospital for a stay 32 times....they had the technology and rebuilt me bit by bit...not sure whats real or left now....six million dollar man I'm not...

 

[JTR938]

Other than a couple of days at birth, 24 hours to have this implant inserted in my head...

Ouch, what does that do?

 

[happypig]

2 days in 1977, nothing since.
Probably makes up for my late mum who spent something like 3 years in hospital in the 70's

 

[Garage_Doors]

Ouch, what does that do?

Allows the government to control him.

 

[Dave the OAP]

A week over new year three years ago