What word/words have you invented to stop you swearing?

[Return of the Rev]

I SEEM TO SAYING "JOLK OFF" QUITE ALOT HAVE YOU GOT YOUR OWN SWEAR WORDS?

 

[TranmereGull]

Twat, Bellend and cockmunch

 

[Return of the Rev]

Twat, Bellend and cockmunch

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Twat, Bellend and cockmunch

All suitable for describing ROTR

 

[TranmereGull]

Shitpax, arseream, flangebreath

 

[TranmereGull]

Spackminge, turdchops, wankhand

 

[Marxo]

I always used 'Gordon Bennett!' to avoid inappropriate language but since 1983 I say 'Gordon Smith!'.

 

[Return of the Rev]

All suitable for describing ROTR

 

[TranmereGull]

Spunkhole, Shitmouth, Bumchief.

 

[El Sid]

barnes!

What a load of barnes!

Barnes me!

Barnes off!

You are a complete barnesjugglingthunderbarnes!

 

[TranmereGull]

Twatbiscuit, Postman Twat, Clungeite

 

[detsknil]

Shizters, fuckanory, cockfag, fucktard, twazzock.....to name a few, though I am getting better now I am getting theropy

 

[Meade's Ball]

I have been known to scream BONGLEPLUMS in moments of tragedy.

 

[Bold Seagull]

From the Battlestar Galactica series, I say frack a lot, frack me, frack off.....etc.

 

[Nibble]

cassive munt

 

[Kumquat]

Stewart Downing

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Since my little boy was born 3 years ago. I have been using the phrase flaming Nora a fair bit. It's a great saying that needs to be brought back into wider use

 

[Kumquat]

Or Chris Tarrant
Or Phil Collins
Or Sting
Or Bono
Or George Osborne
I could go on....

 

[Kumquat]

Since my little boy was born 3 years ago. I have been using the phrase flaming Nora a fair bit. It's a great saying that needs to be brought back into wider use

That is a good'un as is Struth! My mum used to say "ships in the night" instead of "shit" in front of me and my brother when we were kids. I used to say to her "wouldn't it have been quicker and easier to say 'shit'?" and she'd reply "Don't be a smartarse you little twat"

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Gobble, gobble.

That's nice.

I remember one of my kids once saying "I'm not sure what mummy just said - I think it was something to do with a bucket".