What were you arrested for? (another google game)

[Tommy Cook reporting]

Christ, not only did I nick a tugboat, but an even worse crime was commited by me - I appeared alongside Michael Barrymore in a 1990 Childrens comedy Mic & Mac.

You'd have thought I'd have remembered that!

 

[Yoda]

Sam Brown arrested for saying cop's horse is gay: Queer Day

That's where mine came from.

 

[Buzzer]

Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner:

Lee was arrested in a transgender prostitution sting.

...and on Valentine's Day too!

 

[dunno]

...was arrested by Los Angeles police today, nearly a year after his wife was shot to death in the couple's car

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

...failure to register as a sex offender.

 

[Yoda]

Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner:

Lee was arrested in a transgender prostitution sting.

...and on Valentine's Day too!

I know.

The shame.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Nathan was arrested for accidentally killing a homeless man with a bag of canned cat food

 

[pasty]

Put my first name in and it comes up with no results.

Unique.

Not unique. Mrs P's christian name generates no results either.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Dave was arrested for not having a dance permit

 

[Commander]

was arrested for trafficking in methamphetamine.

Hmm...

 

[Mrs Coach]

Paula's seem to be either BITERS or CARJACKERS!

Now, I'm first to deny that I've EVER jacked off a car!

 

[Cian]

Cian hasn't been arrested

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I like this one...

Tim was arrested for stalking Britney Spears

 

[Life After Bobby]

was arrested for being "incorrigible, " and for fighting.

 

[Mr Burns]

"was arrested for impersonating a police officer."

I feel dirty. Must shower.

I also beat someone up at number 2,

and murdered someone at number 3.

See all small crimes lead to bigger ones............

 

[Buffalo Seagull]

"Andrew was arrested for allegedly shoplifting. In his defense, he just probably didn't see the check-out line."

 

[Jello]

Tim was arrested for dealing drugs in 1978 and spent two years in prison

It turns out its Tim Allen from Home Improvements

Tim was arrested for dealing drugs in 1978 and spent two years in prison, when he was released, Tim had a new outlook on life and in 1979, Tim started his stand-up comedy career at the Comedy Castle in Detroit (on a dare from a friend), he hasn't looked back since.

 

[Gully]

Jonathan was arrested for providing classified information to Israel.

I can't remember doing that either!

 

[seven stands]

Nick was arrested for eating so much food in a resturant that they had to close the resturant his comment for this offence was " im not some food monster!"

 

[colinpants]

Tongan pro-demcracy leader clive edwards was arrested earlier today.

Power to the people.