Tony Meolas Loan Spell
Slut Faced Whores
Needing a piss about half hr before you were due to wake up anyway thus having to get up early and not enough time to go back to sleep.
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What minor things annoy you
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Gritt23
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People complaining about telly programmes they don't like. I don't mean a bit of whinging, or saying they don't like something, but actually getting cross about an Eastenders storyline, or there being too much of something (usually football) on the telly.
Do they not realise there are other channels, or even more radical ... an OFF button!!!
Do they not realise there are other channels, or even more radical ... an OFF button!!!
Gritt23
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People saying "literally" when they are talking about something that is quite clearly not literally the case.
Frank Inkerman
Veteran of the Crimea
I literally agree with that comment 110%
Gritt23
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sten_super
Brain Surgeon
My favourite ever Jamie Redknapp quote;
"Paul Scholes can literally stop time."
No he can't you pillock stfu.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,649
Dr Martens not doing half sizes.
Lord Bamber
Legendary Chairman
Dennis Wise
People who get off the bus and then just stop. If you're unsure which direction you want to go, at least step out of the way so that the people behind you can be on their way, and/or the people in front of you can get on the bus.
The guy several rows back on the other side of the aisle who really needs to think before he yells things out at football ("Short corners never work!" followed by us scoring from one "Albion, albion" being reworked midway through to "one song, we've only got one song" - five minutes after having sung "seagulls seagulls", a little while before complaining about nooney nooney suggesting blue noone, and complaining about the championes song. a) you're singing a second song, we clearly have more than one. b) if you want more than one song, stop complaining when a different song is sung; and don't get me started on his ref/rules comments...)
The guy several rows back on the other side of the aisle who really needs to think before he yells things out at football ("Short corners never work!" followed by us scoring from one "Albion, albion" being reworked midway through to "one song, we've only got one song" - five minutes after having sung "seagulls seagulls", a little while before complaining about nooney nooney suggesting blue noone, and complaining about the championes song. a) you're singing a second song, we clearly have more than one. b) if you want more than one song, stop complaining when a different song is sung; and don't get me started on his ref/rules comments...)
Publius Ovidius
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Rigging model sailing ships....
You get one mast rigged and taught, then you go to do the next or go mast to mast, and they go slack!!!
You get one mast rigged and taught, then you go to do the next or go mast to mast, and they go slack!!!
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Nottseagull
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Indeed, these people wouldn't dream of saying "one thousand nine hundred and eleven".
Although people at that time referred to years up to 1909 as "nineteen hundred and (1-9)", I'm sure they switched to "nineteen eleven" at the start of that decade.
Tubby Mondays
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Umbrellas.
Your hair will dry; my eye wont grow back!
Your hair will dry; my eye wont grow back!
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
People that let their dogs jump up at you and dribble on your leg. Casually asuming that you want to play with their needy, furry friend.
Good one. I can't believe how many people are oblivious of the fact that they are carrying a dangerous weapon. The arrogance that one should have to duck and dive out of the way, just to preserve ones sight for the sake of their level of dryness, is outlandish.
Good one. I can't believe how many people are oblivious of the fact that they are carrying a dangerous weapon. The arrogance that one should have to duck and dive out of the way, just to preserve ones sight for the sake of their level of dryness, is outlandish.
Hmm, deja vu. (top of page 11)
This. People who stop in doorways without a thought to whom may also be trying to enter/exit.
Spider
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- Sep 15, 2007
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People, often on internet but also in real life, who think that making a comment such as "that's just your opinion" or "in YOUR opinion" constitutes an interesting response. I think, as adults, we should be perfectly capable of understanding that anything anyone says that isn't a fact (eg. France is in Europe or "I went to the shops today") is going to be an opinion. The other option is we all start every sentence with "In my opinion..." or "I think that...".