What is the strangest sex you have witnessed?

[On the Left Wing]

or taken part in?

I can think of two quite separate incidents:

1. My ex wife's Great Dane and next door's Springer Spaniel ... brought a new meaning to carpet burns!

2. My best friend's "escaped" 15.3 hands stallion and a 3 foot Shetland Pony .... and the Shettie gave birth to a remarkable albino wall-eyed foal!

Now we need a few human examples .....

 

[SK1NT]

gang bang with me britney, jennifer ellison, rachel stevens, buffy tyler, gena nolan and anna kournakova and a few more i cant remember

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

a haemaphrodite is the strangest sex

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I witnessed a huge fat girl who was in my English class being shagged by her cousin from London on Lancing Beach after a party at the Yaught Club. She was so fat that he nearly fell off after each thrust as he rode the the ripples. It drew quite a crowd.

I took a girl from behind whilst she was throwing up down the toilet. The contractions were amazing.

 

[looney]

I stuffed my ex while she was leaning out the window of her bedroom, backed onto a field not a busy high street....pity.


Got a blowjob in Highgate Cemetrey and another one in the Barnet Odeon.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Got a blowjob in Highgate Cemetrey

From the living or dead?

 

[looney]

I was thinking that would be impossible Phallus bu I supose you could work their chest like belows.

Long live Necro phillia.

 

[zefarelly]

a rabbit shagging a very fluffy cat . . .absolutely hillarious !

I was laughing so much I couldnt join in

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

A girl I pulled in Envy lately.... she gave me the noisiest, most violent BJ I've ever had then went on top and held me down by the throat and stuck her finger somewhere it's not meant to go!
Freak!

 

[crasher]

and stuck her finger somewhere it's not meant to go!
Freak! [/B]

In the plug socket?

 

[On the Left Wing]

I am beginning to wish I had never started this thread!!!!!

 

[Hungry Joe.]

A girl I pulled in Envy lately.... she gave me the noisiest, most violent BJ I've ever had then went on top and held me down by the throat and stuck her finger somewhere it's not meant to go!
Freak!

Have you got her phone number?

 

[tedebear]

I was laughing so much I couldnt join in

errrrr

Have you got her phone number?

I thought you were spoken for?

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I thought you were spoken for?

I am but she sounds just the sort for a threesome

 

[Easy 10]

My cockatiel still humps his lettuce. Dirty little sod thrusts and gyrates all over it, rubbing his privates up and down the "stem" of the leaf whilst eating it at the same time.

We have to send the kids out of the room when he starts.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

My friends dog Jackson shags towels after he's had his dinner. Human food makes him extra randy and he burps afterwards sometimes too. I've got photo's and everything, it's hilarious.

 

[finbar]

Self abuse by a Chinchilla (sp) - small hamster type thing was in a cage in my mates lounge and most nights about 7 oclock my mate would shine a lamp in the cage and the chinchilla would rear up on its back legs and skin its otter.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

My Grandfather who was a very old fashioned Telgraph reading gent had a female terrier. The look on his face when his dog started humping our neighbours female Shi Tzu was priceless.

 

[Bob the Seagull]

My Mum's dog used to shag one of my sister's teddy bears if she left it lying around. We had to make sure the teddy bear was out of sight when my grandparents visited - far too embarrassing otherwise.

 

[Hiney]

Mrs Hiney very kindly knocked one out of me in a swimming pool on holiday once.

In broad daylight

With people lying round the pool

Marvellous