What is the strangest sex you have witnessed?

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My ex humped my leg in the lift in Worthing WH Smiths and the lift in Habitat in Churchill Sq. Not full sex, she HUMPED MY LEG.

100% true!!

 

[daveyboybhafc2]

you and your women are bloody wierd

 

[Northstander]

 

[Minghawk]

shagged my first girlfriend in a telephone box (one of the the old red ones) in Horsham park (just by the council offices).

have also shagged a girl on a bench at Fulham broadway whilst she sat on my lap

ahh, those were the days.

My mate got caught shagging his bird on boxhill by a group of sixty year old ramblers

 

[sully]

My cat Eric looked mighty surprised (and scared) when Bunny the rabbit tried shagging him in the kitchen once.

He kept his distance from the rabbit after that experience and used to leg it across the back garden as fast as possible if the rabbits were out

 

[smudge]

I remember being a young 18 year old lad during my first trip to Amsterdam.

Woman doing eels!!! Then some geezer eating them!!!

You can see it in the sex museum.

Did nothing for me.....except put me off jellied eels for life!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

The wallabies at Drusillas Zoo used to put on a good show for the kids.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

Being with my aging mother as she videoed the walruses at Sea World in Orlando. She thought they were being very 'playful'. Now I know the sound of a walrus orgasm.

 

[The Large One]

I stopped to have a piss against a tree on the way home from a club one time with a girlfriend. She then decided that she liked watersports and thought that the tree wasn't good enough for my wee. She squatted down, opened her mouth...

I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

 

[Old Goat]

why?

 

[itszamora]

In answer to the original question, women are easily the strangest sex around. They're so bloody DIFFICULT to understand, it can be infuriating at times

 

[fatboy]

TOTKM from this site.

I also saw two people having sex on the beach on Thursday and decided I wanted a go.

 

[the right footed denilson]

Sounding- having ur Japs-Eye f***ed.