What is the most boring football story out there?

[rocker959]

Anything to do with David bloody Beckham or Shrek Rooney .

 

[Return of the Rev]

The missing cup final cash? 34 years later and no conclusion

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Jonathan Calleri. Four hundred pages and counting.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Four hundred pages and counting.[/QUOTE]

Surely we could get a [MENTION=34942]Dr. No[/MENTION] soundbite to sound everytime someone posts on the Jonathan Calleri thread

 

[loz]

Steven Gerrard's retirement.

From his announcement midway through a season, through to the final painful denouement, months and months later, was a monumental shitfest of spectacular SkySports brown-nosing and cronyism. Every week, a new "last". Here it is...Gerrard's last ever game at White Hart Lane! Gerrard's final Merseyside derby! Gerrard's last Europa League match! Gerrard's penultimate clash with Wenger! Gerrard's final game against the old enemy, Man United! Gerrard's final February home game! Gerrard's last ever midweek match at Anfield! Possibly Gerrard's last FA Cup tie! Gerrard's final Saturday home game! Gerrard's final Saturday away game! And finally- FINALLY!- his last ever one, accompanied by week-long previews, tributes, fanfares and the like. I remember they almost wept when Liverpool got knocked out of the FA Cup that season, thus denying Our Hero one big cup final moment of glory.

I mean, you know, he was decent, mostly for Liverpool, not quite so much for England, but come ON

Then Palace thumbed them 3.1 at his last game at Anfield...In his last game wasn't it a 6.0 loss to Stoke ? I am sure there was one of those stupid countdowns to all of that as well!

 

[nicko31]

England forever underachieving by not winning the World Cup or the Euros. Again.

Yes, think finally we've all realise to just forget International football

 

[DavidRyder]

Arsenal and their fans' entitlement to winning the league, and how desperate it is that they haven't won it in a while. Meanwhile, 90% of league clubs are unlikely to ever win it - EVER! And they don't moan.

 

[DavidRyder]

Fair weather trolls. You know the ones, they keep their heads down, then the moment (for example) Palace get a good result that coincides with us not getting a good result, then they're on here talking about Brighton Bottle Jobs etc.

 

[Exile]

Saido Bera-****ing-hino. EVERY transfer window.

SO glad he's finally moved clubs.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Arsenal and their fans' entitlement to winning the league, and how desperate it is that they haven't won it in a while. Meanwhile, 90% of league clubs are unlikely to ever win it - EVER! And they don't moan.

On NSC you will find Brighton fans panicking that we have "blown" promotion to the premier league.....whilst 2nd and six points clear, in the season where we spent £4m on a player, whilst sitting in our wonderful stadium.

Many clubs will look at us and wonder what the hell some are moaning about.

Arsenal's problems are big to them because winning the league is what they should be aiming to do.

It's all relative.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

"Who's better out of Messi and Ronaldo"

The most BORING football debate going. They are both bloody brilliant. Get on with it.

Also: "who are the 'bigger' club". SNORE.

 

[DavidRyder]

When people are asked 'Who is the best footballer ever?' and they'll (not all, but quite a few) say Pele - based on the fact that that's what you're meant to say cos everyone else does, or because they saw a 10 second clip on TV once.

A bit like the 'Gerrard/Lampard can't play together' bore - how many of us would it actually of occurred to, unless we had not been fed it as gospel by the media etc.

 

[MattBackHome]

Definitely "Is Wayne Rooney World Class?"

We've had 12 years NON STOP of it.

 

[Easy 10]

Steven Gerrard's retirement.

From his announcement midway through a season, through to the final painful denouement, months and months later, was a monumental shitfest of spectacular SkySports brown-nosing and cronyism. Every week, a new "last". Here it is...Gerrard's last ever game at White Hart Lane! Gerrard's final Merseyside derby! Gerrard's last Europa League match! Gerrard's penultimate clash with Wenger! Gerrard's final game against the old enemy, Man United! Gerrard's final February home game! Gerrard's last ever midweek match at Anfield! Possibly Gerrard's last FA Cup tie! Gerrard's final Saturday home game! Gerrard's final Saturday away game! And finally- FINALLY!- his last ever one, accompanied by week-long previews, tributes, fanfares and the like. I remember they almost wept when Liverpool got knocked out of the FA Cup that season, thus denying Our Hero one big cup final moment of glory.

I mean, you know, he was decent, mostly for Liverpool, not quite so much for England, but come ON

Very much this.

And the fact that the Cup Final was being played on his BIRTHDAY that year, as SSN reminded us every bloody hour of every bloody day for Liverpools entire cup run...to the 4th round. Thank fvck West Ham put us out of our misery by turning over the bindippers and sparing us yet ANOTHER month of Gerrard FA Cup eulogies. I swear my TV ended up with SCREENBURN from that frigging goal he scored in the Final in Cardiff, I can still see a ghostly image of it now.

I thoroughly enjoyed Liverpool getting dry-humped 6-1 at Stoke in "Steeevie's" last ever game, so heartily sick of him was I by then.

 

[Justice]

Brighton being Premier league ready.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The Stevie G retirement circus is a fair shout. I'd also like to add, the w4nkfest over West Ham's final season at Upton Park.

Not that it was called Upton Park anymore, of course - the media switching overnight for no reason whatsoever to bleat on about the LAST EVER (Tuesday night in March) GAME AT THE BOLEYN GROUND, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Seasider78]

- use of video technology to aid referees
- safe standing
- Leicester and Raneiri
- mourinho, anything about mourinho
- non stop adulation of 'Zlatan'


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[Bigtomfu]

Gerrard/Lampard can they play together yawnfest.

Soon to be replaced by the England should build their team around Alli/Barkley "the new Gerrard/Lampard"

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

John Barnes once scored an amazing goal in Brazil... in a friendly.

Gay players, no one cares

 

[Frutos]

Steven Gerrard's retirement.

From his announcement midway through a season, through to the final painful denouement, months and months later, was a monumental shitfest of spectacular SkySports brown-nosing and cronyism. Every week, a new "last". Here it is...Gerrard's last ever game at White Hart Lane! Gerrard's final Merseyside derby! Gerrard's last Europa League match! Gerrard's penultimate clash with Wenger! Gerrard's final game against the old enemy, Man United! Gerrard's final February home game! Gerrard's last ever midweek match at Anfield! Possibly Gerrard's last FA Cup tie! Gerrard's final Saturday home game! Gerrard's final Saturday away game! And finally- FINALLY!- his last ever one, accompanied by week-long previews, tributes, fanfares and the like. I remember they almost wept when Liverpool got knocked out of the FA Cup that season, thus denying Our Hero one big cup final moment of glory.

I mean, you know, he was decent, mostly for Liverpool, not quite so much for England, but come ON

This, with bells on.

The Greek Superleague. Olympiacos F.C. have won it comfortably for the past 5 seasons.

They're 7 points clear this season too, but have just sacked their manager after 3 straight defeats.