What gift will you bestow on her for St. Valentine's Day?

[Poyetry In Motion]

I've caved in so got her a card and a 1 night stay at the Buxted Park Hotel. My wallet dislikes me intensely now

 

[Winker]

A card which cost me £2.10 - it was the first one I picked up in the shop.

 

[phoenix]

F**k all.She is lucky to have you.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Conversation in the Cat household tommorrow

"Well?"






"Errrrrrrr"







Cue slamming of front door and car being over-revved in massive huff.................

 

[public school boy]

Some crack to smoke.

Give her your Cock to smoke instead.

 

[The Fifth Column]

My missus asks me the same thing every year, are we 'doing' valentines day this year? no surprise I choose the standard, "nah you know I love you don't you?", this despite the fact I would rather splay a shovel round her f***ing miserable whining grid most days.




Thats a no from me.

 

[User removed 4]

I hate the way Valentines day is exploited by people putting their prices up...................................... i've just paid £80 for two rohypnol

 

[The screamer]

I will take her to The Grand hotel, park the car and as she gets out the car i shall drive off leaving her to make her own way home! How dare she expect so much from me! Stupid bitch

 

[Spun Cuppa]

My missus asks me the same thing every year, are we 'doing' valentines day this year? no surprise I choose the standard, "nah you know I love you don't you?", this despite the fact I would rather splay a shovel round her f***ing miserable whining grid most days.




Thats a no from me.

It reminds me of that old chortler, 'What do you say to a bird with two black eyes? I won't tell you a third time!...'

 

[sydney]

a belly button full of spunk....!!!

 

[hitony]

Well there is some real romantic ideas to think on about in this thread..............and they say romance is dead.......

 

[colinz]

Do what we do, celebrate Valentine's on the 15th when you can buy the card & red roses for half price.

 

[Chester Drawers]

A brand new bag and belt .... should help with the Hoovering...

 

[Questions]

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[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

My wife excitedly showed me the advert for 50% off Siemens spin dryers fro Valentine's day. When I said we couldn't afford it she went into a major huff. When I suggested going out somewhere nice tonight she told me we couldnt afford.

Cards are considered pointless... flowers are done by everyone and anything related to sex or GBH doesnt need Valentines Day.

Now what?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

woke up this morning and we had a massive argument, and she's in a huff.

happy valentines

 

[cheeseroll]

I gave the number one the chocolates that the number two gave me..

 

[Spun Cuppa]

A mate of mine reckons he pulled a stunner in town today...

'Six foot two, eyes of blue, twelve of shoe, used to be Hugh, but now is Sue!...'

Bless

 

[HELOOKSLIKEANHORSE]

My sausage

 

[Pavilionaire]

Tesco's 12 red roses for a fiver. They cost more than that from a florist 15 years ago. It's amazing there's any florists left at all.