what can i do with MARMITE

[ROSM]

There was a bagel place in London that used to premix the marmite with butter.

However, they were informed they couldn't do that so instead had to go back to separate serving

 

[Buzzer]

My youngest son often has peanut butter in his milkshakes from Shake-away in Bond Street.

I'll ask if he wants marmite next time.

Could be a goer - marmite milkshake (sounds like a euphemism for Les's thread about his ex)

 

[Les Biehn]

My youngest son often has peanut butter in his milkshakes from Shake-away in Bond Street.

I'll ask if he wants marmite next time.

Could be a goer - marmite milkshake (sounds like a euphemism for Les's thread about his ex)

'Someones definetly getting a marmite milkshake'. I like it Buzzer.

 

[Brixton Seagull 2]

3 ideas that have served me well for nigh on 20 years:
1) Marmite on toast with a Cup-A-Soup chaser. Must be cream of veg with croutons. Dreamy.
2) A squirt of Marmite (notice I'm utiizing the new squeezy Marmite here) on top of Philadelphia on a toasted bagel. Served with cheap instant coffee, as a tribute to the Brick Lane Bagel shop.
3) Squirt some M into your Shepherds pie when cooking the meat for a nice bit of extra flavour.
4) Put a bit on your japs-eye, then get your cat to... only joking. Honestly. But I once met someone who had...

 

[ROSM]

3 ideas that have served me well for nigh on 20 years:
1) Marmite on toast with a Cup-A-Soup chaser. Must be cream of veg with croutons. Dreamy.
2) A squirt of Marmite (notice I'm utiizing the new squeezy Marmite here) on top of Philadelphia on a toasted bagel. Served with cheap instant coffee, as a tribute to the Brick Lane Bagel shop.
3) Squirt some M into your Shepherds pie when cooking the meat for a nice bit of extra flavour.
4) Put a bit on your japs-eye, then get your cat to... only joking. Honestly. But I once met someone who had...

What is the method for removing coffee from a flat screen monitor once it has been ejected from ones mouth?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

all this M talk has FORCED me to get the pot out(my mate whos a chef has an industrial sized pot!) and just stick whatever i could find in the fridge into it.

so far, being the well stocked student i am, i have tried...

an ice pop
a carrot
some pre cooked pizza
a sausage

sausage worked best

 

[Bozza]

What is the method for removing coffee from a flat screen monitor once it has been ejected from ones mouth?

Wipe monitor with the aforementioned (and now very friendly) cat.

 

[ROSM]

Wipe monitor with the aforementioned (and now very friendly) cat.

but I'm in an internet cafe at work! The cat is back at my desk.

 

[Man of Harveys]

What is the method for removing coffee from a flat screen monitor once it has been ejected from ones mouth?

Get some Marmite, get your cock out, dab some on the end and wipe the coffee off with it. I do it all the time at home - we call it my "dirty protest".

 

[ROSM]

Get some Marmite, get your cock out, dab some on the end and wipe the coffee off with it. I do it all the time at home - we call it my "dirty protest".

I dont think I will reach the monitor from where I'm sitting. I'm not Les Biehn y'know

 

[Brixton Seagull 2]

Sorry. But it's a FACT. cats love marmite. And earwax, but that's a story for another day...

 

[ROSM]

Sorry. But it's a FACT. cats love marmite. And earwax, but that's a story for another day...

earwax - the only poison produced by the human body FACT

 

[pasty]

Marmite is the devils poo plopped into little jars. f***ing horrible.

Wot Les said. And before being told "why read the thread then", I just had to open it to find out what you sick puppies that like the stuff actually do with it.

 

[Staypuft]

with cottage cheese on toast...

or scrambled egg and marmite sarny

 

[Brixton Seagull 2]

earwax - the only poison produced by the human body FACT

Oh, so that's why the cat died... God that's terrible, it was only a kitten too. I just thought because it was salty, like marmite, that cats liked it.I feel bad now.

 

[CHAPPERS]

When I smoked a lot of weed at uni I would spread a thin layer of marmite on about 8-10 crackers, grate a healthy amount of cheese over them and then chuck them in the microwave for about 35 seconds before devouring with a cup of tea/can of cider. I could then get back to my super mario kart tournament refreshed and with a clear head. Halcyon days.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Here is my concidered list of extra marmite goodies.
1: Fried egg sandwich on fresh white bread with plenty of butter and marmite.
2 : Eggy Bread/Gypsy Toast with lashings of gorgeous marmite.
3 : Rice cakes with thick spreadings butter and marmite.
4 : Smear marmite around your bell end and show your mates whilst bragging about doing the missus up the wrong en'.

 

[Buzzer]

Oh, so that's why the cat died... God that's terrible, it was only a kitten too. I just thought because it was salty, like marmite, that cats liked it.I feel bad now.

no the cat died from asphyxiation after being pressed to some of the posters' marmite-smothered groins.

Keep up will you?

 

[desprateseagull]

hot toast, light spread of butter/marge, then the marmite.

 

[Buzzer]

hot toast, light spread of butter/marge, then the marmite.

and when does the willy and the cat enter the equation?