what can i do with MARMITE

[Professor P]

earwax - the only poison produced by the human body FACT

Hmmm. I'd imagine if one ate enough shit you could end up feeling pretty poorly as well.

 

[Les Biehn]

Hmmm. I'd imagine if one ate enough shit you could end up feeling pretty poorly as well.

 

[ROSM]

Hmmm. I'd imagine if one ate enough shit you could end up feeling pretty poorly as well.

Let's ask Ernest after he kisses DK's butt!

Seriously though, eating poo isn't in itself poisonous apparently. However ear wax is designed to kill little insects that would otherwise crawl into your ears

So if you could scale up the ear wax in common with scaling from small insect to a human, then you could kill someone with it.

 

[Buzzer]

Let's ask Ernest after he kisses DK's butt!

Seriously though, eating poo isn't in itself poisonous apparently. However ear wax is designed to kill little insects that would otherwise crawl into your ears

So if you could scale up the ear wax in common with scaling from small insect to a human, then you could kill someone with it.

to be honest a big ball of any old human-sized and created gunk is gonna put a bit of a dampener on your day if you come up against it.

 

[ROSM]

to be honest a big ball of any old human-sized and created gunk is gonna put a bit of a dampener on your day if you come up against it.

fair point - but eaching how much of it will kill you and for what reasons.

eating stacks of pancakes will kill you without necessarily being poisonous, whilst only a little polonium 210 goes along way.

I think the key bit is just how much ear wax do you need?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Can we get a big football-size lump of earwax together and force-feed it to...no, I'm going to be nice.

 

[Buzzer]

well... as every school boy knows:

Freshly collected cerumen (dry form) suspended at a concentration of 3% in glycerol-sodium bicarbonate buffer showed bactericidal activity against some strains of bacteria tested. This suspension reduced the viability of Haemophilus influenzae, Escherichia coli K-12, and Serratia marcescens by more than 99%, whereas the viability of two Pseudomonas aeruginosa isolates, E. coli K-1, Streptococcus, and two Staphylococcus aureus isolates of human origin was reduced by 30 to 80%. The results support the hypothesis that cerumen functions to kill certain foreign organisms which enter the ear canal.


I could go on, you know.

 

[Bozza]

These little beauties are fantastic au naturale and even better when topped with a nice crumbly mature cheddar.

I should know - I just had some.

fftohaveanotherone:

 

[Zed Seagull]

f***! Ive never tasted marmite!

As a first timer what do you recommend to have it with?

 

[fatbadger]

f***! Ive never tasted marmite!

As a first timer what do you recommend to have it with?

thinly spread on hot buttered toast (no margarine, mind).

 

[Zed Seagull]

Mmmmmm... toast no marg, dunno if i can!

 

[Buzzer]

agree.

'tis against god and nature not to butter your toast prior to marmite

 

[hitony]

im HOOKED on the stuff. but i only eat it either, on its own out of the pot, or wiuth cheese on toast.

how else can i eat it?

as a MARINADE!?

Ive not read any other posts to this thread, so if anyone else has suggested this, i apologise (but still do it !!)

Rub some marmite around the female's virgina, put a polo mint in your mouth, then go down on her........... its AWESOME :mexican: :dance: :yahoo: :yahoo:

 

[Buzzer]

Re: Re: what can i do with MARMITE

Ive not read any other posts to this thread, so if anyone else has suggested this, i apologise (but still do it !!)

Rub some marmite around the female's virgina, put a polo mint in your mouth, then go down on her........... its AWESOME :mexican: :dance: :yahoo: :yahoo:

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