what can i do with MARMITE

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

im HOOKED on the stuff. but i only eat it either, on its own out of the pot, or wiuth cheese on toast.

how else can i eat it?

as a MARINADE!?

 

[Billy the Fish]

Wipe a handful round your bum crack and pretend you've shit yourself

 

[Bluejuice]

Can make a very nice French Onion Soup using Marmite

 

[Bozza]

Marmite is food of the gods. Significantly better than that Vegemite shit the Aussies insist on providing.

Mix a good sized spoonful into baked beans for a tasty and protein packed treat.

Spread on a nice thick crumpet. Yum.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Marmite is food of the gods. Significantly better than that Vegemite shit the Aussies insist on providing.

Mix a good sized spoonful into baked beans for a tasty and protein packed treat.

Spread on a nice thick crumpet. Yum.

yummy. i will do the beans thing later.

 

[Buzzer]

don't gild the lily.

Marmite on toast with a cup of tea.

Perfection.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

don't gild the lily.

Marmite on toast with a cup of tea.

Perfection.

oh no, on toast on its own is DRY.

it needs some MELTED cheese.

 

[Les Biehn]

Marmite is the devils poo plopped into little jars. f***ing horrible.

 

[CHAPPERS]

oh no, on toast on its own is DRY.

it needs some MELTED cheese.

Marmite MUST be combined with plenty of butter to reach it's full potential. The crumpet idea Bozza puts forward is the best. Plenty of butter and marmite on a hot crumpet is enough to send shivers down one's spine.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Crumpets are the best - their deep holes turn into nothing short of Marmite RESERVOIRS.

 

[Gazwag]

Marmite on toast with a cup of tea.

Doesnt that make the toast go all soggy

 

[Bozza]

Care is required with the crumpet option as it melts very quickly and drains through the bottom of the crumpet before you can say "what's that gooey brown shit all over my jeans".

 

[Buzzer]

now this IS a proper thread.

Considered responses, intelligent asides and thoughtful replies.

 

[CHAPPERS]

The perfect stocking filler?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

The perfect stocking filler?

i NEED that

 

[Trufflehound]

The perfect stocking filler?

Catherine Zeta Jones

 

[malcolm prescott]

white bread toasted butter, marmite thin sliced ripe tomatoes sprinkle of salt = food of the gods

 

[ROSM]

Marmite is great with couscous - it makes a tasty and quick snack for even the most discerning of individuals.

In the old days, the jars used to have metal lids and they uses to have the words about adding a spoon of marmite to help make tasting soups and tempting stews

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Robot Chicken]

I have the cookbook already. It's very interesting but I still prefer Marmite on buttered toast!

I have been advised that Marmite mixed with Peanut Butter makes a very acceptable alternative although I have yet to verify this.

 

[Professor P]

now this IS a proper thread.

Considered responses, intelligent asides and thoughtful replies.

Indeed.

Also one can smother one's privates with the black goo, hamg 'em over the garden fence and invite the next door neighbours dog to lick it off.