What are your toilet habits ?

[clapham_gull]

Posted about this little treasure on here before, but if you suffer from IBS this does the job

Its made from highly concentrated peppermint oil and stops your lowerl bowel going into spasm. Sorts out both constipation and the runs.

However one strange side effect is that your farts smell of polos and it gives you a "minty fresh ring" for a about an hour after passing a motion.

 

[Bakesy]

I'm at one with you on the whole jobby business.

On your last bit - How do blind people know when their bum is clean?

They lick the paper to see if it tastes

 

[the full harris]

Personally, when having a shit in a public toilet, if I hear someone else enter the room, maybe the cubicle next door, I will try and let out a rip roarer of a fart, maybe with a splutter of follow through too if I push hard enough. I just find it amusing to think of their reaction.

 

[clapham_gull]

A few years ago at work, somebody laid a fresh turd on a staircase - in the middle of the day.


Also on a night shift one of the toilets had run out of toilet paper.

So somebody pulled out a fair bit of slack on those roller towels...

.. and wiped their arse on it..

.. then rolled it down a bit

.. and wiped their arse again...

.. and again

.... and again etc..

I found it quite interesting to see the progression from a big lump of faeces at the top to just a faintly brown stain at the bottom in a series of fading "wipes".

At the very end was a clean but definate indentation in the towelling, that had obviously signalled to the bloke that his job was done.

 

[Lawro's Lip]

A few years ago at work, somebody laid a fresh turd on a staircase - in the middle of the day.


Also on a night shift one of the toilets had run out of toilet paper.

So somebody pulled out a fair bit of slack on those roller towels...

.. and wiped their arse on it..

.. then rolled it down a bit

.. and wiped their arse again...

.. and again

.... and again etc..

I found it quite interesting to see the progression from a big lump of faeces at the top to just a faintly brown stain at the bottom in a series of fading "wipes".

At the very end was a clean but definate indentation in the towelling, that had obviously signalled to the bloke that his job was done.

Tate Modern might be interested in this. Have you kept it?

 

[sydney]

i hate it when my wadger touches the bowl,it makes me think of all the other wadgers that have touched the bowl before mine...........