What are the first words you wish to hear the new man utter?

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

I hope to manage a big club like Leeds one day.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Que, I ..... er, no eeengleesh

 

[GoingUp]

Barber Out!

 

[hitony]

Que, I ..... er, no eeengleesh

Fair play that did make me

 

[twickers]

"Yes I am back. Eees complicated."

 

[sir albion]

"We will be a unit"

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I expect something like the following...u

We have a good squad of players here with a strong mentality. I need to give these players an opportunity to perform and play good football. There is going to be some very hard work over the next few weeks to put my beliefs into practice but I am convinced that if I have the backing of the players and the fans, we will start winning games.

Ticks all the boxes.

Players feel good and have opportunity to impress
Manager has clear ideas and focus
Fans contribute to success

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

I know I'm not the experienced manager that the fans wanted, but I love the club and I'll do my best or my name's not Nathan Jones.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

This time next year we'll be premieraires!

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

"It was tough leaving Chelsea, but I felt like I needed a new challenge and I'm delighted Tony has backed me by bringing in Diego Costa, Gary Cahill, Eden Hazard, Cesc Fabregas, Nemanja Matic, Thibault Courtois, Branislav Ivanovic, Cesar Azpilicueta, Filipe Luis, Ramires and Andre Schurrle.

I am looking forward to taking this club into the Champions League."

Too much?

No Oscar or Willian? Barber OUT!

 

[maltaseagull]

The play offs are not out of reach!

Nurse?

 

[twickers]

"Seamos tenerte Brighton . Voy a romper aquí. Ahora dame el libro de verificación para la ventana de transferencia de Bloom."

 

[A mex eyecan]

OI you, put some f in effort in or pizz off out of here now, now I'm here you WILL be proud when you pull those blue and white stripes on, EVERY TIME....

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

At LAST I have the PLATFORM I have always craved to put my ideas INTO practice. My backroom TEAM are all experianced members of my CLIFTONVILLE staff and I believe we can GUARANTEE goals and attractive FOOTBALL. And I PLEDGE to find out what happened to the FA CUP final cash...

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

The play offs are not out of reach!

Nurse?

when can you start..

 

[Mellotron]

Just got bored of Munich, frankly.

 

[Daffy Duck]

After my 2 years at Brighton, although injury-hit, I couldn't wait to come back and try to get my players to reproduce that mazy run against Derby or my match-winning performance against Portsmouth.

 

[Arrid]

I was going back to Palace, but Paul Barber sent me a YouTube link of Greg Halfords long throw, just wow!

 

[WhingForPresident]

 

[Seagull kimchi]

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