Wedding Zinger Part Five (Is this the end?)

[Uncle Buck]

Perhaps a foray into the exciting world of shelf stacking?

That is an option.

Maybe box packing, or just work for the council...

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

That is an option.

Maybe box packing, or just work for the council...

What about something in the lightbulb industry??

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

That is quite a cliffhanger.....

I knew that Becky girl was a baddun.

I never saw it coming ...

Credit to Kev though, cracking twist ending. Shyamalan's got nothing on the Ape.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

FFS Kev, there goes your referenence.

MANY times have I wanted to walk out of the door when I was working in retail, no matter where you go you are going to have someone on your back bossing you around like they were Hittler.

If you didnt enjoy it, put up with it and just look for another job, maybe in a shop and say that fast food wernt your buisness.

Expect your P45 in the post tomorrow

Other than that

 

[Basil Fawlty]

After I calmed down, I came back to the shop and then apologised to Becky, and then Ling told me I don't want you to work today, please go home sorry.

 

[Beach Hut]

After I calmed down, I came back to the shop and then apologised to Becky, and then Ling told me I don't want you to work today, please go home sorry.

So can you go back to work or not ?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

So can you go back to work or not ?

I've got work tommorow at 5-11, so hopefully everything will be sorted.

 

[Springal]

probably sack you, not as if it will be difficult to replace you

 

[Beach Hut]

I've got work tommorow at 5-11, so hopefully everything will be sorted.

Suggest you knuckle down otherwise you may not be employed much longer.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Suggest you knuckle down otherwise you may not be employed much longer.

I will do Beachy.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

id smack that becky with my mini fillet if i was you

 

[Basil Fawlty]

id smack that becky with my mini fillet if i was you

I will never ever hit a women, I'm not that f***ing sick.

 

[Springal]

I will never ever touch a woman, I'm not that f***ing sick.

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[bigc]

oh dear

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I mean't HIT. I realised my spelling mistake.

 

[Silent Bob]

So you wouldn't hit it?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

 

[itszamora]

Kevin,

Ignore most of the advice on this thread about being humble, knuckling down and that shit. You are as good as fired anyway, so you might as well go down all guns blazing. Shit in the chicken so as many customers get food poisoning as possble and KFC get the f*** sued out of them. Give the biggest piece to Becky, but first add some of your own special sauce as dressing. And then kick her in the **** when she says it tastes like shit, and explain that that's because it IS shit.

They will all rue the day they crossed Kevin Ticehurst.

 

[bigc]

i agree with you samparish