"we know why your seats are so soft"
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Norman Baker suck my lozenge
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Whist sitting amongst the Watford fans prior to half time they started up a chant that went along the lines and included "we know why your seats are so soft"
Now I know it was wrong/ homophobic etc etc.
But it was original and did make me laugh.
Very homophobic,considering it was sang by fans that had such a flamboyant pork swordsman as a chairman not so long ago it's also a little bit rich!
Greg Bobkin
Silver Seagull
- May 22, 2012
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As well as wanting to know the answer to the chant, I was wondering this too. The only one. Can think if is "you're going home in a Sussex ambulance/[insert player name] football genius.
A bit odd all round really...
Washie
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West stand has been particularly quiet all season.
So has north.
melias shoes
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- Oct 14, 2010
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Jimmy Grimble
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But even that doesn't fit. It's all very strange.
"Homo" can be alleged, but which part is "phobic"?
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
West stand has been particularly quiet all season.
As vociferous in their singing as the North Stand are co-ordinated.
- Aug 7, 2003
- 8,414
The seats are soft because there is a high proportion of Brighton supporters suffering with the old "Adrian Chiles"
I can remember when we used to go up to Vicsrage Road and a small section would spend all afternoon singing "Elton John is a homosexual". Presumably they're just making the score 1-1 in the 'sing a song that's intended to be mildly homophobic but is actually just a statement of fact expressed really badly' competition.