"we know why your seats are so soft"

[Garage_Doors]

Whist sitting amongst the Watford fans prior to half time they started up a chant that went along the lines and included "we know why your seats are so soft"

Now I know it was wrong/ homophobic etc etc.

But it was original and did make me laugh.

 

[Stat Brother]

That's sweet, it's got a little bit of everything:-

Originality, homophobia, mild comedy, complimentary, it doesn't quite scan.

Perfect.

 

[smeariestbat]

see, idont think thats very homophobic at all. all it does is suggest. Very clever chant, well done Watford.

 

[Notters]

You find that funny and clever? Blimey.

 

[Acker79]

It's because they're cushioned, right?

 

[Stat Brother]

You find that funny and clever? Blimey.

When put in context with the other away fans offerings, it's the MENSA of chants.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Watford fans eh? What a lark.

 

[Luke93]

Credit to them on originality. Shocked it took away teams this long tbh.

 

[Braders]

It's not that original - many teams have sung it before it seems , guessing it's just not "old hat" yet.

 

[melias shoes]

It is a little bit homophobic to be fair

 

[ThePompousPaladin]

You find that funny and clever? Blimey./QUOTE]

Yup, but my mind hovers somewhere between the sewer and the gutter...

 

[Superphil]

More shocking that the Watford fans outsung our own fans. Watford, FFS

 

[Mackenzie]

More shocking that the Watford fans outsung our own fans. Watford, FFS

Zombie night in the West Stand apparently.

 

[Hamilton]

Our seats are soft because Tony Bloom wanted all the seats to be the same quality.

Is that the right answer?

Why would they be singing about that? Very nice of them I'm sure, but a bit dim.

 

[soistes]

In that case why would we bother with soft seats in the away end??
Not so clever really

 

[Hungry Joe]

In that case why would we bother with soft seats in the away end??
Not so clever really

Because Brighton fans are all homosexuals, and homosexuals as everyone knows are predatory rapists who run around in packs botty-bashing poor unsuspecting away fans on the way to the ground of course. Genius.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

I understand the sexual reference. Nevertheless...

Football fans singing songs about the softness of their seats? A bit of me has just died....

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

"we know why your seats are so soft"

I'm still trying to work out what 8 syllable tune this is sung to.

 

[melias shoes]

Zombie night in the West Stand apparently.

West stand has been particularly quiet all season.

 

[Jesus Gul]

they're the ones with a football team near Chalfont St Giles

padded seats pah