Valentines Day: doing anything nice for your other half?

[Meade's Ball]

Sweet. Calling it an 'ecargot' makes it more sexy...

It looks like the Hulk's member beaming with delight at how angry his nadgerbag is becoming.

 

[Fungus]

So, i bought for the girlfriend, t'other day when out in my local Sainsburys, a singing snail, as shown below. One would think that any large enough company would have a genitalalike specialist who would alert the obviously blind when one of their products looks a bit too cock'n'ballsy. The fact that it's a valentines singing grinning shlong'n'sac - not to get the freshness back - shaped gastropod makes it surely all the more obvious to check for suitability.

Yes... (mine's only got one eye, though. And no horns.)

 

[Meade's Ball]

*expecting sorry transfer to Other Stuff*

 

[hitony]

Probably knocking one out
regards
DR

Not often I agree with you.....but.....

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Not often I agree with you.....but.....

you know it makes sense
regards
DR

 

[hitony]

you know it makes sense
regards
DR

Go steady..........we will be drinking buddys next!!

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Go steady..........we will be drinking buddys next!!

regards
DR