Valentines Day: doing anything nice for your other half?

[gregbrighton]

How romantic.

 

[Ernest]

Got ONE card and that was a ABUSIVE

Roses are RED
Violets are BLEW
You have a SMALL dick
And I HATE you

Bet it was from that slut [MENTION=29916]Kellie[/MENTION]

 

[pasty]

Today is a brilliant Valentines day. 3 footy matches on the tellybox, interspersed with England cricket and rugby, and Mrs P just happens to be working today. My sole task is to cook the roast beef for dinner tonight

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Candle light dinner tonight - can't find any matches - so just dinner then.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Not this year. Staring divorce in the face. Happy days

My folks are going through the motions as well. They announced last year they're splitting up, but of course there's the small issue of having to sell the house before they can finally be rid of each other. Fortunately I'm 350 miles away from it all!

Sorry to hear you're going through a similar thing.

 

[liverpool_one]

A good seeing to for most the night, she doing nice meal shortly, then back to the sack.

 

[Fungus]

Bought her a new car, though it turns out she said "cat".

I'll drive it, though.

 

[Albion my Albion]

The most important item the mrs requested was for me to leave her be on a Sunday afternoon.

 

[hitony]

Roses? Romantic meal? A kiss and a sexy prod?

Or is it beans on toast, seething in quiet desperation, masturbating and singing "Please release me" to yourself....

Seeing as you started the thread, tell us how your valentines day has been.......what experiences have you had so far today?

 

[melias shoes]

It's a leap year, isn't it? So, i hope my girlfriend doesn't have the crazy notion of asking me to marry her. Gulp

Just say no.

 

[melias shoes]

Today is a brilliant Valentines day. 3 footy matches on the tellybox, interspersed with England cricket and rugby, and Mrs P just happens to be working today. My sole task is to cook the roast beef for dinner tonight

Perfect.

 

[melias shoes]

Bugger all. Very much of the opinion that it's a load of commercialised old crap

Yep.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Seeing as you started the thread, tell us how your valentines day has been.......what experiences have you had so far today?

Probably knocking one out
regards
DR

 

[atomised]

Convincing our single daughter that relationships arent everything

 

[gregbrighton]

 

[happypig]

bought her a bunch of flowers which delayed the inevitable row by about an hour.

She's got a blood test in the morning so no food/drink after 7; gonna be a fun evening....

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

My mate's wife left him on Valentine's Day. His final words to her as she walked away were : I suppose this means I'm not getting a card.......I think of this every year.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Existing.

 

[Meade's Ball]

So, i bought for the girlfriend, t'other day when out in my local Sainsburys, a singing snail, as shown below. One would think that any large enough company would have a genitalalike specialist who would alert the obviously blind when one of their products looks a bit too cock'n'ballsy. The fact that it's a valentines singing grinning shlong'n'sac - not to get the freshness back - shaped gastropod makes it surely all the more obvious to check for suitability.

 

[gregbrighton]

Sweet. Calling it an 'ecargot' makes it more sexy...