Unlikely places/events you've been kicked out of

[Hillian1]

I got thrown out of a charity golf event for taking a poo in the rough next to the 15th Fairway.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Not really kicked out, but when I worked at Tescos as a student I got sent home for turning up to an early shift completely wankered from the night before, I had a row with my manager in front of everyone because I was throwing stuff onto the shelves

 

[W.C.]

As soon as I switched on my camcorder to sneak a bit of footage, I had my collar felt, and was frog-marched (no pun intended), straight out the door by a sixteen year old little girl.
Did get a few seconds of decent film though.

 

[El Presidente]

Vicarage Road 1984, for claiming that Elton John was a homosexualist.

 

[El Presidente]

Not really kicked out, but when I worked at Tescos as a student I got sent home for turning up to an early shift completely wankered from the night before, I had a row with my manager in front of everyone because I was throwing stuff onto the shelves

I was SACKED by Tesco's in Churchill Square for injecting too much jam into doughnuts, causing them to explode when eaten.

 

[Box of Frogs]

In Saudi Arabia, I went into a shop that was selling a particular watch id seen in a magazine..opened the door, and strode in, and some Saudi started pushing me out the door, so I pushed back, and it sort of kicked off.. had no idea he was a policeman, and the store owner had been murdered and was lying on floor on the other side of the counter...spent a day and half in jail, until my company got me out.

Ejected from a murder scene - best one yet.

I was SACKED by Tesco's in Churchill Square for injecting too much jam into doughnuts, causing them to explode when eaten.

Although this made me laugh the most!

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I got thrown out of France in 1981

 

[Munkfish]

Digital for taking a crap in the girls toilets.

 

[smudge]

Holmesdale End, pre season friendly, early 80's.

 

[itszamora]

I got thrown out of France in 1981

Please elaborate on this.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I was removed from a park in central Quito as I was floating an apparent curfew. As I didn't have any ID on me, I was arrested along with five others, by guys like him in the photo (They were a lot less scary the following morning).

 

[Bodular]

A taxi from the Marina to Coldean, I farted by Moulscoomb library I tried to let the window down but the child lock was on, 30 secs later taxi driver pulls over screams at me and my mate "you smelly boys get out of my taxi" we do as he asked, laughing I may add. He then tried to get us to pay the £15 cab fare, it was half 3 in the morning we was pissed so we told him to **** off, flagged a cab down couple of mins later and got home for a fiver

 

[shoreham seagull 1973]

Not strictly kicked out of ...but: Rendezvous Casino down the Marina - 25 of us celebrated my Dads 70th in the private dining room, spent shed loads of money on Champagne and wine, beers etc... Then my Dad mistakenly picked up someone elses bet. Management had a word and he gave the guy his money back. Nothing more said and then 2 days we all got all got letters telling us we were no longer members and will not be allowed to return.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Please elaborate on this.

Long story.
Let's just say, it involved 4 pissed up marines, a rugby match and a taxi rank

 

[Questions]

I got kicked out of the Carioca in Worthing once as well. I think The Wee Papa Girl Rappers were playing there.

Got kicked out of the Coach and Horses in Salvington once for underage drinking by a very pished Terry Spinks, landlord and ex champion boxer. He could barely stand so I kind of helped him escort me to the door. He was a lovely bloke.

God Buzzer .......everybody got kicked out of the Carioca club. I got thrown out for pushing the late night supper into some twats face because he wouldn't leave a bird I was trying to chat up alone. It didn,t impress her at all but he did look funny with a chip stuffed up his nose and baked beans running down his chin......... Everyone of my mates eventually got banned from there.....it was a badge of honour. They would only let you in on certain nights if you had a girl with you so we would hang around in Montague Street and wait for unsuspecting totty like some sort of sex pest and then promise to buy them a drink if we could go in with them. Ended up with a real fatty one night in there and she even ate my supper as well as her own. Great days.

 

[Surrey Seagull]

My Mum was refused entry to the Goldstone for trying to bring in a bottle of kettle descaler which had been given to her by my Gran.

These football hooligans!

 

[Barn Door Billy]

I was chased off the Great Pyramid at Giza by a very unhappy Egyptian with a rifle in the late 70's - after a few beers it had seemed like a good idea to climb to the top

 

[Buzzer]

God Buzzer .......everybody got kicked out of the Carioca club. I got thrown out for pushing the late night supper into some twats face because he wouldn't leave a bird I was trying to chat up alone. It didn,t impress her at all but he did look funny with a chip stuffed up his nose and baked beans running down his chin......... Everyone of my mates eventually got banned from there.....it was a badge of honour. They would only let you in on certain nights if you had a girl with you so we would hang around in Montague Street and wait for unsuspecting totty like some sort of sex pest and then promise to buy them a drink if we could go in with them. Ended up with a real fatty one night in there and she even ate my supper as well as her own. Great days.

Haha! I remember waiting for the totty to wander along and then offering to pay for them if they let us go in with us.

 

[Questions]

Haha! I remember waiting for the totty to wander along and then offering to pay for them if they let us go in with us.

Well that's what you told the magistrate wasn't,t it Buzzer .

 

[the wanderbus]

I got chucked out of the Forest league cup game in 1978......3 times! I also got chucked out of Brisbane Rd for climbing on a hot dog stand. AND I got chucked out of the Radio 1 roadshow/ charity cricket match at Penshurst place for telling Neil Foulds he was shit at snooker so how the **** did he expect to be any good at cricket and then having a dump in the celebrities toilet.