[Albion] Unknown poo

[Lucas]

I recently went on the stadium tour. When we got to the away dressing room I asked the tour guide, 'can we see the exact spot from the infamous Palace playoff poo please?' He'd never heard of it... How? Surely he should know the lore of the stadium. Nice enough bloke, I'm not complaining about the tour. Just wanted to see the location of such a scandalous sh!^.

 

[Sussexscots]

Should have asked him to sing 'World in Motion' at the same time.

 

[birthofanorange]

Are you a Manure fan?

 

[GT49er]

Surely they should have a plastic replica in place? Barber out!

 

[Mustafa II]

In an angry email to employees, Poyet wrote: "For some reason that is still not clear to me, someone during the day had access to the away dressing room and done [sic] something terrible, trying to upset everyone related to Palace. To say it in clear English, someone had a 'poo' all outside the toilets, over and around the toilets…

 

[Chicken Run]

The Shit will definitely hit the fan when Barber here’s of this!!

 

[TomandJerry]

Maybe the poo in the dressing room was a made up rumour and the club employee didn't know

 

[Albion my Albion]

Well, he should know his "shit" when giving a tour.

Did you sniff around the changing room to see if you could detect where it might have been left behind? Maybe a "shit" sniffing dog? Although I assume all dogs do that not only specially trained ones.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I recently went on the stadium tour. When we got to the away dressing room I asked the tour guide, 'can we see the exact spot from the infamous Palace playoff poo please?' He'd never heard of it... How? Surely he should know the lore of the stadium. Nice enough bloke, I'm not complaining about the tour. Just wanted to see the location of such a scandalous sh!^.

Nice to see that 12 years and a similar number of NSC posts have seen you go from “not paying for the basics” to “doing the tour”

When we sacked the football man Poyet in favour of Money maker barber, we lost a passionate sports footballing team and now have a Money making machine, thats why i may not get a ticket next year.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

The exact spot in the dressing room may be harder to track than some imagine considering the dressing room has been cut in half to accommodate the Tunnel Club.

 

[Brian Munich]

Maybe the poo in the dressing room was a made up rumour and the club employee didn't know

No it definitely happened and the perpetrator (poopertrator?) was the Palace coach driver who had to take an emergency shit when the kit man was getting the away changing room ready for the fateful evening’s game. This was confirmed by a Palace player at a testimonial dinner a few months later.

I suspect that the actual mess made was probably exaggerated somewhat down the line between Holloway, Poyet and Poyet’s email to all club staff. Was probably no more than a few skids.

 

[Albion my Albion]

So the scoop on the poop was that it was less than a rush for the flush and more a shart on the part?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Nice to see that 12 years and a similar number of NSC posts have seen you go from “not paying for the basics” to “doing the tour”

My word for today is 'gadfly'.
I will use it whenever it fits.
I fear 'tis gadfly season.
It's getting on my tits.

E.J. Tackle aged 66 and eleven twelfths.