[Politics] Tory meltdown finally arrived [was: incoming]...

[Bodian]

In English:
It's so unfair. It's wrong. I've been made to stand down. I'll be back. It's all the fault of critical race theorists, cultural Marxists, tofu-eating Guardian-reading wokerati, and HARRIET HARMAN

Surely it's all Corbyn's fault?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

'leave my wonderful constituency' and 'leaving parliament - at least for now'

He's planning to be back soon then.

Apparently he can’t stand again soon.

 

[St Leonards Seagull]

Apparently he can’t stand again soon.

Now that is a terrible shame

 

[Since1982]

A liar and a charlatan. No humility, grace or contrition - a poundshop Trump we are well shot of. And the best news is that Sunaks govt is damaged still further.

 

[Bodian]

Apparently he can’t stand again soon.

So mad Nads has given up her seat for him - but he can't actually stand in it? Brilliant.

 

[jimhigham]

Yep. Bedfordshire is waiting.
I hope they do the same as Chesham.

Or Henley.

His former constituency.

Where the sitting MP has recently announced they will be standing down at the next election.

And where Johnson has recently bought a house.

 

[A1X]

FFS every time I go to the theatre it kicks off

Last time it was Lineker, now this

 

[birthofanorange]

FFS every time I go to the theatre it kicks off

Last time it was Lineker, now this

He's probably pissed off that Schofield has more column inches, which is a comparison I'm loathe to consider.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Well, if you look closely, you'll find that even he doesn't quite agree with that because, elsewhere in that statement, he says that he'd won the biggest majority in 50 years.

[

4 out of 9 elections in the 40 years resulted in a bigger majority


It's almost as if the **** just makes things up.

A retired car park attendant (me) has better grip on psephology than the last prime minister who acquired their position via a general election


That's f***ed up.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Make them all swim in a river.

 

[Gwylan]

FFS every time I go to the theatre it kicks off

Last time it was Lineker, now this

I was at the opera last night, missing all the fun

 

[Thunder Bolt]

 

[Peteinblack]

Yet another example of how the Tories preach 'responsibility' to the rest of us, but never accept any themselves; always blame everyone else.

Similarly, bang on about 'parliamentary sovereignty', but show absolute contempt for Parliament when it takes decisions they don't like.

Doubtless this weekend the Tory press and Johnson's sycophantic supporters will tell us how 'a great man, who got Brexit done' was brought down by a 'deep state conspiracy', 'a vengeful pro-EU Establishment', or 'liberal elites in the civil service, media and universities'.

 

[chickens]

have you got a plan b? now is a good time

He didn’t have a plan a.

 

[St Leonards Seagull]

Shame

 

[A1X]

Who?

 

[Machiavelli]

Who?

I hadn't heard of him either, but it transpires it's a no-mark Johnson fanboy.

 

[The Clamp]

 

[lawros left foot]

The blue on blue blood letting is spectacular.


And, there’s going to be a lot,lot more.

 

[clapham_gull]

The blue on blue blood letting is spectacular.


And, there’s going to be a lot,lot more.

Throughout my lifetime the Conservative party has always had a sticking plaster over its European infected wounds.

Cameron had a peak at the pus seeping from the edges, Johnson ripped it off.

There is only so much salt and vinegar they can pour it whilst in power.