Tomasz Kuszczak Limerick Competition

[SWCspider-man]

There was a keeper called Kuszszak
He had a rather hairy ball sack
With a flitter and flurry
He trimmed in a hurry
And now it looks like Glenn Murray

 

[Kumquat]

We've signed someone new in goal
To get us out of a hole.
He's good in the box
and he's no little cox
In fact he's a massive pole

 

[Gonzo]

There once was a keeper named Tom
Poland was where he hailed from
No hesitation had he
To move by the sea
In Kemp Town with his boyfriend big John

 

[shaolinpunk]

There once was a man known as Kuszczak,
Whose aim was to defend not attack,
He was dropped so the squad could rotate,
but Brezovan went on to concede eight,
So he soon got his starting place back

 

[Guy Crouchback]

At limericks watch us all dabble
And join in the goalkeeping babble
We can't spell his name
To pronounce it's the same
And we don't want his letters in Scrabble.

Brilliant.

So many great limericks in such a short time - I'm impressed.
Keep up the good work!

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Brightons' new goalie, Tom Kuszczak
Premier League skills, he does not lack
He's a goalkeeping star
Under the Albion crossbar
We're a solid team now, at the back

 

[super-seagulls]

We have a new keeper in town
One who will not let us go down,
He will protect our goal
'Cause he's a great big Pole,
so to him we'll say dziekuje (jink-oi-own)

 

[MattBackHome]

Now Lehmann was good in Bavaria,
And Seaman was definitely hairier,
But Kuszczak's our mate
And his shot-stopping's great,
And - f*** me - What command of the area!

 

[Maverick]

We have just signed Tomas K
Apparentely he's good on his day
when he's facing a pen
against their number 10
he will always dive the right way

 

[Birdie Boy]

there was a young man from Poland
who didn't know Jake from Roland
he went in goal
and gave us his soul
and now we're in cloudcuckooland!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

There once was a keeper called Tom
Who was excellent at West Brom
He went to United
Where he was delighted
'cos the subs bench was good for his bum.

oh

 

[MattBackHome]

Tomasz Kuszczak’s a very good bet
to become a real star in the net,
And I’m sure he’ll impress
but it’s all just a guess
cause he hasn’t played a game for us yet.

 

[MattBackHome]

I know Kuzcszak loves the nativity
And general theories of relativity.
But I would love to learn;
Is he getting concerned
about our lack of current transfer activity?

 

[Fitzcarraldo]

So Brighton signed a new Pole
to keep guard of the goal
Brez and the Ank
were left on the plank
feeling like little foals

 

[In The Rough]

Gus Signed the big pole on a free
And Brighton fans all danced with glee
but when he concedes
he better not read
all the shite written on NSC

 

[Gonzo]

Now Lehmann was good in Bavaria,
And Seaman was definitely hairier,
But Kuszczak's our mate
And his shot-stopping's great,
And - f*** me - What command of the area!

 

[bristo]

Kuszczac in on a 'free'.
Good business I'm sure you'll agree.
He says promotions the aim,
that's why he came...
The hope of all on N.S.C.

 

[super-seagulls]

Gus Signed the big pole on a free
And Brighton fans all danced with glee
but when he concedes
he better not read
all the shite written on NSC

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Big Tom's our new keeper it's true
We just snapped him up from Man U
He's Premier League class
And he knows how to pass
With a Pole in our goal we're top 2!

 

[folkestonesgull]

after 30 bad keepers in goal,
we've finally gone for a pole,
can he lead us to glory
creating his-story
If so, a model upon which we will role.