Toilet games - whats your fave ?

[Safeway]

I like playing soggy biscuit. On my own. Yum.

 

[Gary Nelson]

Another good 1 I play is gently lobbing your chewing gum out and then trying to shoot it in free flight...




And then wondering how much money it would take to get you to pick it back up again and carry on chewing

 

[Easy 10]

Sometimes I see a long hair in the toilet from the missus's head, so I wee on it to send it on its way. Then I think to myself how angry she'd be if the hair was still on her head. Then I wonder if I should tell her that I've wee'd on her hair. But I never do.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I used to like floating Panini stickers of Palace players in the pan and trying to drop one on them. Does that count?

 

[JEM]

I don't really like playing this one but occasionally I'm challenged by the game of 'I hope the turd flushes'

Sometimes though it requires that you play 2 times or more.

 

[Marc]

I used to like floating Panini stickers of Palace players in the pan and trying to drop one on them. Does that count?

now THATS a game....seriously might have to purchase some and try this one out, leaving them in random toilets across Brighton!

 

[Hungry Joe.]

now THATS a game....seriously might have to purchase some and try this one out, leaving them in random toilets across Brighton!

Pan-cracking idea. Let me know your strike rate.

 

[Lammy]

Does anyone get stage fright

I used to be able to piss anywhere with anyone then all of a sudden when I was at Uni I got stage fright and it stuck with me for a couple of years. Thank Christ I don't seem to suffer from it anymore. It has got to be the worst affliction in the world!! You can be absolutely breaking your neck to go and you just can't squeeze a drop!!! Argh!!!!

Can't believe destroy the fag butt and race the flush wasn't on the list Easy! Mind you I haven't played race the flush for donkey's!! I'm almost tempted to have a go in a minute!

I'm also the king of marathon pissing. I usually perform my best times after a pissup when you've been lying in bed or ages weighing up whether to go and have a piss or if you are going to die just by sitting up. After about 30mins when the pain is unbearable you just have to go! I've recorded some obscene times in these circumstances. I once had a 'piss off' with a mate in the next cubicle (Uni toilets) after about 40seconds he had finished. I must have doubled his time. We both cracked up laughing mid-way through my piss as we couldn't believe how long I was going for!!

Half time at Withdean is a good place to test yourself for pissing endurance. I've out lasted two people in a row but never three!

Have I just said that outloud?

 

[chez]

Trying to Dissolve the pinapple chunk is my favourite

 

[Braders]

the pissing while drunk in the dark game , see how much you missed , or got on the seat!

 

[Lammy]

Does clingfilm over the toilet at a party count as a 'game'?

 

[Jason Speaks]

I picked other where you stop and start mid-stream and see how many times you can do this in one standing.. apparently this also strengthens your postrate and helps in the long term to avoid cancer, although that could be bollocks. Good game though.

I heard that doing this regularly can increase the distance to which you can ejaculate.

 

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I like spitting in my stream of piss then watching the piss/spit mixture break up and splash little bits everywhere