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Toilet games - whats your fave ?

Which of these do you enjoy most ?

  • Piss the pube down the tube

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Piss the poo off the bowl

    Votes: 17 44.7%
  • Secret endurance test with bloke(s) next to you - who lasts longest ?

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • How high can you go ? (best against a wall)

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • Exhaling race - can your breath outlast your wee ?

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • Chewing gum "water polo"

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Other (please elaborate)

    Votes: 8 21.1%

  • Total voters
    38


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,900
Location Location
Whats your favourite ?
I quite like chasing the chewing gum round the urinal, but the exhale game can be good as long as you don't end up choking.
 




CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
44,839
If there are pineapple chunks in communal urinals i like to try and get all of them down to the end with the hole. I used to do this at my local at uni and sometimes not quite complete it. When i went back in someone else would have always done it. It was months before I found out my housemate shared my interest in the game.
 


Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
my fave is the pub urinal one, find a butt end or half smoked fag and wee on it until you destroy the bugger and take the wrapping off the filter end...marvelous rejoicement with that one :lolol: :shootself
 








Marshy

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
19,787
FRUIT OF THE BLOOM
i quite like the endurance test......you would be amazed at how many people get to the urinal and then cant manage to go !

Obviously have to be very discreet with this game, or you run the risk of a good kicking... !:lolol:
 


REDLAND

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
9,443
At the foot of the downs


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,900
Location Location
Can't believe I left off Race the Flush, not played that in years.
I might have a go in a minute.
 




poke

New member
Oct 19, 2003
989
this reminds of when i was in a shop once and i saw these littles boxes that u could pay a pound for, and the money would go to a cancer charity.
when i got home i realised its a pee ball and u have to see how small u can make it by pissing on in.
:dunce:
 


JJ McClure

Go Jags
Jul 7, 2003
10,907
Hassocks
ChapmansThe Saviour said:
If there are pineapple chunks in communal urinals i like to try and get all of them down to the end with the hole.

Yeah I like that one. Used to play it in the event.
 


Muzzman

Pocket Rocket
NSC Patron
Jul 8, 2003
5,317
Here and There
I picked other where you stop and start mid-stream and see how many times you can do this in one standing.. apparently this also strengthens your postrate and helps in the long term to avoid cancer, although that could be bollocks. Good game though. :)
 




Locky

New member
Oct 2, 2003
1,640
Brighton
poke said:
this reminds of when i was in a shop once and i saw these littles boxes that u could pay a pound for, and the money would go to a cancer charity.
when i got home i realised its a pee ball and u have to see how small u can make it by pissing on in.
:dunce:

Poke.....how do you aim.......do you stand up to pee :lolol: :lolol:
 


poke

New member
Oct 19, 2003
989
Locky said:
Poke.....how do you aim.......do you stand up to pee :lolol: :lolol:

that y i put a :dunce:

didn't really know what i was buying
 












Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,900
Location Location
Jambo Seagull said:
used to like "crossing swords" with my brother. Great pre-pubescent fun.
NEVER cross the streams !
"I think he can hear you Ray"
:lolol:
 




Gary Nelson

New member
Jul 25, 2003
1,378
Hove
I do like aiming as high as poss though the last couple of times Iv pissed on my hand.
Knocking the skids off is a good'un and you get a better result if you really push.
Also, I like to try and autograph my name when Im pissed but never when at home.


Does anyone get stage fright???



Massive queue at Goodwood some time ago, 5 people deep and I swear I was waiting a good 45 seconds to piss...
 


Jambo Seagull

Well-known member
Jul 18, 2003
1,486
The Athens of the North
Gary Nelson said:


Does anyone get stage fright???



Massive queue at Goodwood some time ago, 5 people deep and I swear I was waiting a good 45 seconds to piss...

Blushing bladder syndrome. Happens to the best of us, mate.
 


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