"titsssssssssssssss"

[Hot Gossiper]

When me and my girlfriend pass someone particularly ugly in the street, I always say "you would"
I refuse to grow up......

 

[Bean]

When me and my girlfriend pass someone particularly ugly in the street, I always say "you would"
I refuse to grow up......

That's the attitude!

 

[The screamer]

Just lately, whenever I pass a fit bird in the street I've noticed I've developed a habit of uncontrollably shouting "titssssssssssssss", accentuating and often repeating the last syllable like I'm playing the high hat on a drum kit. It can lead to embarassing stares and is causing me a great deal of distress.

What inappropriate comments or phrases do YOU like to shout out? Maybe you, dunno, break wind at funerals?

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"freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!!!"

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

When I started uni my girlfriend had huge huge tits, which didn't go unnoticed by my uni mates. Now, whenever a girl with massive tits walked past my uni mates would go 'Are they as big as those Ant?'. For the record, the answer was usually no.

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Everytime a honey walks past me i always shout 'I WOULD'

I ussually shout stuff along the lines of.

"What was that (Insert name of friend.) You'd stick your cock up her Arse?"

 

[El Presidente]

Just lately, whenever I pass a fit bird in the street I've noticed I've developed a habit of uncontrollably shouting "titssssssssssssss", accentuating and often repeating the last syllable like I'm playing the high hat on a drum kit. It can lead to embarassing stares and is causing me a great deal of distress.

What inappropriate comments or phrases do YOU like to shout out? Maybe you, dunno, break wind at funerals?

Share.

Surely most of the tits you see in Rottingdean are hanging below their knees given the average age of the population there?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

They are grateful for it Pres. They call me the Post Office Predator. Lost count of the amount of times I've come home from a night out in Rotters with a false pair of chompers stuck to me neck

 

[defrocked priest]

I once stood on a pew and shouted "Bingo" whilst a church sermon was being given. Never thought till now had I added a drum symbol top hat tap or a boom boom bass to it would have saved me from being banned from St Leonard's forever.

Carry on danny, I digress.

 

[Thimble Keegan]

Just lately, whenever I pass a fit bird in the street I've noticed I've developed a habit of uncontrollably shouting "titssssssssssssss", accentuating and often repeating the last syllable like I'm playing the high hat on a drum kit. It can lead to embarassing stares and is causing me a great deal of distress.

What inappropriate comments or phrases do YOU like to shout out? Maybe you, dunno, break wind at funerals?

Share.

Interestingly enough I have been doing something similar for years but with the word "bosoms"...Although I do not shout it out but is said a little a quieter.

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Littlehampton BHA

 

[tonymgc]

I can't help shouting 'Hey' in built up places or 'Dan' like Alan Partridge just to see how man people turn round

 

[Napper]

I read what some people have to say on here and cannot help myself saying 'Twat'.....does that count?

 

[binky]

Just lately, whenever I pass a fit bird in the street I've noticed I've developed a habit of uncontrollably shouting "titssssssssssssss", accentuating and often repeating the last syllable like I'm playing the high hat on a drum kit. It can lead to embarassing stares and is causing me a great deal of distress.

What inappropriate comments or phrases do YOU like to shout out? Maybe you, dunno, break wind at funerals?

Share.

Wow. I used to do exactly the same.
Almost like I have a mild case of tourettes, which I keep suppressed, but can let out when nobody who knows me is around.

I stopped doing it about 4 years ago.

 

[defrocked priest]

Try this for attention seeking Danny. Walk around Churchill Square or Preston Park with a dog leash,(no dog attached) looking frantic and every now and then yell "Cum Spot" When anyone dares to ask why, you can reply "My dog's named Spot and I've lost him".
Could do a job.
Good Luck
DP
*wave*

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

If I find something relaxing, arousing or entertaining lately I find myself purring like a cat.

 

[Vic's Stick]

When me and my girlfriend pass someone particularly ugly in the street, I always say "you would"
I refuse to grow up......

That's really strange that you should say that because when ever I am out walking the dog and I pass your girlfriend I say to the dog "you would".

 

[sjamesb3466]

Personally I can't help but shout "GET YOUR SPLAT OUT!!".....................

 

[ryeseagull]

A Leslie Phillips "Ding, Dong."

 

[GNF on Tour]

Bloke in the apartment next to mine has Tourettes, I'm not joking. Last night at 10.30pm he kept telling himself to fcuk off. This morning I drove past him as he was calling the palm tree outside, a ****!