"titsssssssssssssss"

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Just lately, whenever I pass a fit bird in the street I've noticed I've developed a habit of uncontrollably shouting "titssssssssssssss", accentuating and often repeating the last syllable like I'm playing the high hat on a drum kit. It can lead to embarassing stares and is causing me a great deal of distress.

What inappropriate comments or phrases do YOU like to shout out? Maybe you, dunno, break wind at funerals?

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[Juan Albion]

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Shut up, just shut up.

 

[Chester Drawers]

In my yoof a couple of mates and me used to wait for this rather well developed young lady to appear at the bus stop opposite (she attended another skool unfortunately) - as soon as she appeared we'd shout out "Jock Straps Rubber Johnnies" at the top of our voices.. unfortunately we havent grown up and still have the occasional shout out when a lovvelly passes by ...

 

[fire&skill]

Attending a family funeral recently, somebody exclaimed 'Love you, Auntie Jean!' as the curtains came around the coffin. My brother - in - law leant over and said (probably too loudly judging by the looks received from other mourners) 'Ooh - I've never been to one where they've heckled before!'

 

[sir albion]

Just lately, whenever I pass a fit bird in the street I've noticed I've developed a habit of uncontrollably shouting "titssssssssssssss", accentuating and often repeating the last syllable like I'm playing the high hat on a drum kit. It can lead to embarassing stares and is causing me a great deal of distress.

What inappropriate comments or phrases do YOU like to shout out? Maybe you, dunno, break wind at funerals?

Share.

That dan is a diffrent kind of turrets you are experiencing

 

[Goodfella]

That dan is a diffrent kind of turrets you are experiencing

yh whorettes

 

[Andrew]

If someone has buck teeth I shout "BUCK!"

 

[Worthai Seagull]

Just lately, whenever I pass a fit bird in the street I've noticed I've developed a habit of uncontrollably shouting "titssssssssssssss", accentuating and often repeating the last syllable like I'm playing the high hat on a drum kit. It can lead to embarassing stares and is causing me a great deal of distress.

What inappropriate comments or phrases do YOU like to shout out? Maybe you, dunno, break wind at funerals?

Share.

MAybe you could just grow up ?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

MAybe you could just grow up ?

Maybe you could keep your worthless opinions to yourself, you insolent little cockfart?

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Maybe you could keep your worthless opinions to yourself, you insolent little cockfart?

15 all, new balls

 

[Mackenzie]

I read what some people have to say on here and cannot help myself saying 'Twat'.....does that count?

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

spires! towers! chimneys! ..........................................




.......due to my turrets syndrome

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I read what some people have to say on here and cannot help myself saying 'Twat'.....does that count?

Tell me about it, you post a harmless joke to raise a smile and you get all these odd-jobs crawling out the woodwork posting their geeky fucktardery and whiny bitching. How about I do a thread on quantum f***ing physics next, is that MATURE enough for you masses of Nigels?

Freaks.

 

[Bean]

When walking through the school corridors with my mate, loud exclamations of 'HELL!' can be heard when we see someone particularly ugly. Simple but effective

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Was it "SHA-WING" complete with optional hip thrust that took off in the early to mid 90s whenever you'd spot a particulary voluptuous lady from Wayne's World....?

 

[Scampi]

When walking through the school corridors with my mate, loud exclamations of 'HELL!' can be heard when we see someone particularly ugly. Simple but effective

What charming people you are.

 

[magoo]

Just lately, whenever I pass a fit bird in the street I've noticed I've developed a habit of uncontrollably shouting "titssssssssssssss", accentuating and often repeating the last syllable like I'm playing the high hat on a drum kit. It can lead to embarassing stares and is causing me a great deal of distress.

What inappropriate comments or phrases do YOU like to shout out? Maybe you, dunno, break wind at funerals?

Share.

why the distress? they LOVE IT!!

 

[seagullsdaz]

Everytime a honey walks past me i always shout 'I WOULD'

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Everytime a honey walks past me i always shout 'I WOULD'

I say that there response is normally "f*** off you weirdo"