Tip Toe Through The North Stand !!!!

[the wanderbus]

over there
over there
and do they smell
like fuckin hell


We hate nottingham forest
we hate chelsea too
we hate man united
but Brighton we love you

 

[Peter Grummit]

We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Liverpool too
We hate West Ham United
But Brighton we love you

PG.

 

[the wanderbus]

remember when tommy docherty got caught shagging the physio's wife?.........

who's up Mary Brown?
who's up Mary Brown?
Tommy Tommy Docherty
Tommy Tommy Docherty

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

OH THE LADS..........

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

IF MY EYES DON'T DECEIVE ME.............

 

[Peter Grummit]

Peter Shilton:

Tina!
Tina!

PG

 

[the wanderbus]

IF MY EYES DON'T DECEIVE ME.............

do you mean........
my eyes have seen the glory
of the coming of the lord
he plays for Brighton n ove albion
& his name is Peter Ward?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

over there
over there
and do they smell
like fuckin hell

That started with the immortal lines


I hear the sound
Of distant farts.....
over there...etc

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

He's short.
He's round.
He's going to kick you out the ground
Paul Clark
Paul Clark

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

do you mean........
my eyes have seen the glory
of the coming of the lord
he plays for Brighton n ove albion
& his name is Peter Ward?

You're right but I did think there was another version1

 

[shingle]

Brighton here, Brighton there, Brighton every fuckin where la la la la , la la, la la,

sung at most away matches in the 70s

 

[Peter Grummit]

Clark is eeeevvviiilllllll!

PG

 

[the wanderbus]

I reckon NSC should publish a North stand song book for all the younger fans

 

[shingle]

I smell the smell, of distant bums

over there, over there

and do they smell, clap, clap

like fuckin hell.

Was often sung to away fans in the seventies. I particularly remember it being sung to around 100 or so villa fans that had turned up and were huddled in the pouring rain in the SE corner of the chicken run, all tank tops and birmingham bags.

 

[shingle]

La la la. la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la, la la la, la la

to a U.S military tune, and sung when we had a corner, or had just gone close, and always accompanied by a surge.

ooh, gets me quite misty eyed for the old terraces

 

[somerset]

I reckon NSC should publish a North stand song book for all the younger fans

Thats making the assumption that reading is actually one of their life skills, judging by some of the inane chants I hear, I doubt there has been a lot of education gleaned by most of them.

........ I am assuming also that my comments are not simply the ravings of a 43 year old, lacking the connection with the yooooof of today,....init.

 

[Peter Grummit]

I think we're all 43 on this thread...

 

[pasty]

Brighton Aggro

Your Going Home in a County Ambulance

You'll Never Make the Station

'ello, 'ello, We Are the Brighton Boys

We'll See You All Outside

Come and Join Us Over 'ere

You're Gonna Get Your F'ing Heads Kicked In

and...

You're going in the sea
You're going in the sea
You're going in
You're going in the sea

 

[the wanderbus]

6 ft 2 eyes of blue
Teddy Maybank's after you
la la la la la la la la la



we're the old side
we're the old side
we're the old side
Brighton boys
( not really I made that up)

 

[The Large One]

I think we're all 43 on this thread...

A mere pup, me.

I was born under...