Time for a new forum

[Return of the Rev]

What I cannot understand is how these women get access to computers?

Chancers who get lucky

 

[Nibble]

What I cannot understand is how these women get access to computers?

I let mine do the Ocado online as I don't like her leaving the house. I think she sneaks on here sometimes though.

 

[Daffy Duck]

Of course you know that we learnt all our bad habits off you blokes.
We look up to you as role models.

 

[Nibble]

Of course you know that we learnt all our bad habits off you blokes.
We look up to you as role models.

Oi, you're supposed to be getting my pies ordered.

 

[wellquickwoody]

I let mine do the Ocado online as I don't like her leaving the house. I think she sneaks on here sometimes though.

Ocado eh? You really are a gentlemen sir, my wife gets a choice between M&S or Sainsburys, but only when accompanied of course.

 

[Nibble]

Ocado eh? You really are a gentlemen sir, my wife gets a choice between M&S or Sainsburys, but only when accompanied of course.

I get Ocado, she can eat my leftovers until Lidl go online.

 

[Daffy Duck]

Oi, you're supposed to be getting my pies ordered.

No chance!

 

[Nibble]

No chance!

Women's lib gone bonkers. Go Sisters.

 

[public school boy]

I'm not heterosexual though. (Ssshh there are a couple of posters on here who don't like me mentioning that even though I only say so on relevant posts) Anyway, the point is, my other half displays all such characteristics and yet the tolerance goes out the window. I said the other day 'You'd give women a bad name'. He then said to me 'Just cos you go to football matches doesn't make you a red blooded macho man, all people need to do is take a peak at your record collection....'

Oh I know what you mean love. There are and have been many times when my Selwyn's tolerance flies out of the window as well. Sometimes I get quite scared so I pop down to the church for a little word with him up stairs. I think it's something to do with his Gaelic blood. I suppose I can get a bit "I want everything my own way" but hey relationships do have their ups and downs and need to be worked at. I find it incredible how so many young people these days rush into getting married and having babies then expect that every thing is going to be a bed of roses. The nice thing is that our little tiffs end up with a kiss and cuddle. I'm looking forward to the new season and will try to get down from Wales as much as possible. Selwyn says that he'll drop me off then he'll go and visit friends in town as he's not really the footballing type.

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

Edna has an ironically sexist signature. Is she a racist too? Having said that she is a WPC, so she likely is.

Sexist! Out of date!! ~Unless it was double - reverse irony then...well...i give up.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

What I cannot understand is how these women get access to computers?

And how they can find the time.

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

Did anyone witness the England Womans Team goalkeeping performance last night ?

 

[Daffy Duck]

Did anyone witness the England Womans Team goalkeeping performance last night ?

I'll just remind you of 2 words.......Scott Carson.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

This is a very funny thread. I've laughed a lot.

Back to an earlier diversion, I suspect there are far more women on here than some might think. After all, why make overt references to one's gender? Or one's anything, really, except in context.

Someone called me a sexist **** the other day. I had a good laugh about that . . . . . and in that connection, I am really looking forward to the next installment of the girly-euros (and revise my earlier comments - the standard may be quirky, but the drama is palpable).

Right, best have another look at how the cooking is coming along . . .

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I think there are fewer females on here because they are unable to spout drivel all day.

is that irony or ironing?

 

[Skaville]

Do you know my wife refuses to darn socks. REFUSES TO DARN SOCKS I SAID. She reckons no woman does that any more. I said I'll ask NSC about that !

I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you Questions, but her behaviour points to one thing and one thing alone. She's having an affair. Darning is the ultimate show of love and no woman can resist it. I think you've been cuckolded

 

[Lord Bracknell]

On your own there fella

That seems to be pretty much the plain truth. Sexism remains perfectly acceptable to a lot of NSC users.

Carry on.

 

[Petunia]

Ocado eh? You really are a gentlemen sir, my wife gets a choice between M&S or Sainsburys, but only when accompanied of course.

For the love of Chablis, man
You mean you go WITH her? You don't expect her to shop for you?

 

[El Presidente]

PMT is a big give away. Look out for over aggressive, don't argue with me sun shine threads or responses and yup, it's a woman.

I can never look @bushy in the eye again now, knowing that once upon a time he was probably called Davinia

 

[WildWood]