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I've noticed recently that there have been a few threads spoiled by the intervention and/or contributions from women.
Either they simply don't understand the post (could be too technical, a bit beyond their naturally limited intelligence or simply just mans stuff) and consequently post irrelevant nonsense.
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for letting the ladies have their say and join in but I think there should be a curfew on NSC. I suggest that they are only allowed to post between the hours of 09.30 and 15.30. That should allow time to get the school run done and make sure that they have sufficeint time to have tidied up, washed and ironed, prepared a meal for their man upon his return from work/pub/match and so on.
It wouldn't be fair to completely exlude them from NSC outside these hours - there may be no children to deal with, their man might be on an all-dayer and doesn't need anything to eat until later in the evening, or early morning, or it could be a special occassion and her duties are relaxed for the day. What I propose is that a new forum is created for the ladies outside their permitted hours and it is called 'The Kitchen'. Maybe we could dig out a couple of old maids to moderate it - ensuring that any recipes posted are accurate and in both metric and imperial measures, there are no sexist/anti-men comments posted, and that any suggestion of spending time on the forum rather than carrying out their chores results in, intitially at least, a ban long enough to allow the tasks to be carried out before the poster can log back on.
Also any women who basically step out of line during their alloted times could, as in real life, be sent to 'The Kitchen' to consider their actions. Maybe Bozza could get someone to set up some sort of timed ban that can be cancelled once a predetermined time penalty has been served and by entering a password or phrase access to the mens forums is allowed again. May I suggest phrases such as 'I was in the wrong again, forgive me' 'would you like me to bring you a beer' or for the more serious bans, ' I'm so sorry sweetheart let me give you a bj'
Well chaps what do you say?
Either they simply don't understand the post (could be too technical, a bit beyond their naturally limited intelligence or simply just mans stuff) and consequently post irrelevant nonsense.
Don't get me wrong, I'm all for letting the ladies have their say and join in but I think there should be a curfew on NSC. I suggest that they are only allowed to post between the hours of 09.30 and 15.30. That should allow time to get the school run done and make sure that they have sufficeint time to have tidied up, washed and ironed, prepared a meal for their man upon his return from work/pub/match and so on.
It wouldn't be fair to completely exlude them from NSC outside these hours - there may be no children to deal with, their man might be on an all-dayer and doesn't need anything to eat until later in the evening, or early morning, or it could be a special occassion and her duties are relaxed for the day. What I propose is that a new forum is created for the ladies outside their permitted hours and it is called 'The Kitchen'. Maybe we could dig out a couple of old maids to moderate it - ensuring that any recipes posted are accurate and in both metric and imperial measures, there are no sexist/anti-men comments posted, and that any suggestion of spending time on the forum rather than carrying out their chores results in, intitially at least, a ban long enough to allow the tasks to be carried out before the poster can log back on.
Also any women who basically step out of line during their alloted times could, as in real life, be sent to 'The Kitchen' to consider their actions. Maybe Bozza could get someone to set up some sort of timed ban that can be cancelled once a predetermined time penalty has been served and by entering a password or phrase access to the mens forums is allowed again. May I suggest phrases such as 'I was in the wrong again, forgive me' 'would you like me to bring you a beer' or for the more serious bans, ' I'm so sorry sweetheart let me give you a bj'
Well chaps what do you say?
